tony13579

Having left work about 4 years ago I havn't had much time to check in.... Nice to see the old thread still going strong ;-) Fond memories of HMRC court cases and 'arry in the dock. The fiasco of the car park attendants pay packet. Charity payments being swallowed in to the PFC debts and shop closures. Penny Mordant begging the tax payer to throw tax payers money in the bottomless hole... They never believed that it would take most of a decade to return...

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.” John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, “May I ask what the turkey did?” Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

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I've not been on this thread for a while... Nothing's changed except it might be time to change the title to Tinpot Takeover Saga Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Today is a good day. :-)

Plenty of duel sim phones on the buyincoins.com website. They are a reliable seller. I have done plenty of trade with them. However some of the mains leads and chargers are not to uk standards.

We had a nightmare traveling back from the US. One of the kids couldn't power up their etchasketch!

I hate to think what the "exclusive reward" is? Something they bought into the shop and sold none of?

I was, 'twas not me though

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs.

Ok, so. You get a google car and apart from the hideous smiley face and boredom.... You get in it and ask it to go to SMS. So it sets off, and starts asking you questions... Do you want to go shopping, I can suggest 3 shops that sell SMS SIM cards. Do you need a loan? Do you need Viagra? Then you going along you see your mate walking along. You want to offer him a lift but the google car won't let you stop on a yellow line and insists you pull into one of the car parks on its database. You get to the car park... You wanted the space under a tree (cos it's hot) near the loo. But google car wants space it's booked right up the other end. Next to the opposition coaches. Then your google car starts nagging you to buy it tyres. Go to a health club 200m away, free smoothies 150m away.

I would agree with most of this. When starting out or restarting after a break you, nothing sells. You need to run some bargain auctions to get things moving. Also selling as many different items as you can. (Listing the same item with 10 different descriptions helps. It fits iPhone, fits galaxy, as two separate items. I quit because the UK postage charges have hit my profits. Not to mention eBay and PayPal increasing the charges. I also printed postage via eBay ASAP and the bar coded labels go through the automatic sorting offices faster than hand written labels . Parcels to poor eu countries get long delays and get you poor feed back. (Italy, Russia etc. )

Roko..... Star Wars: Roko was the first mate of pirate Captain Finhead Stonebone in the years leading up to the Great Sith War. Finhead Starbone. LOL

Restless natives: big country Moulin Rouge Jungle book

Re: http://tigerkingdom.com/Phuket.html They only sell single tickets No returns ;-)