saintkiptanui

Pontywarts of the anus.

I only fingered him.

What happens, will I be put on some kind of register??

People who sl*g off morrisons pastys without trying them.

Atticus and hornetbreath have requested my freindship, I have not declined or accepted them, I want to keep there hopes and dreams alive.

I had a load of maggots escape in my car when I was at college, they turned into casters and then as if like magic my car was transformed into a blue bottle paradise.

I'm chilled, don't you worry yourself. Hornet breath I don't know what you mean, explain.

More money than hornet breath has ever seen.

Who gives a flying f*ck. Bunch of barlows.

Gambling can also be not so good. F*ck it.

Get your smelly c*ck out of my eye.

Brilliant. Everyone try one, for me.

No, I'm talking about morrisons in basingstoke. I'll bring one down for you before the birmingham game.

Make sure it's the traditional cornish pasty from there little pie shop at the back. I think there is a Morrisons in Cornwall.

We should be awarded the 3 points.

Mate, I am not joking, last friday i had two in one sitting, the pastry was mastic and the insides were exactly the way they should be. Try one.

True. Morrisons pasty's, had 3 last week, they are better than the real deal, try one tomorrow.

Imagine being called C*ntinson

Problems

Rigormortis is setting in.

Sorry. Gheydays signs for scope, I sign for the navy.

Ponty signs for brilliant, you sign for the spastics society.

F*ckin hell is this some kind of ghey love in for ginger b*llox??

It's not good steve bumholeherpeslips Coppell will be coming to St mary's, the man has the charisma of a peanut.

and?? is that supposed to excite me??