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Because his heart is not in it and he's bang average. But wait 'til he goes to Wrexham and is suddenly Ronaldo because a) he will get his arse in gear b) he wants all that Hollywood bollocks c) he might have better coaches and certainly a better manager there Christ.

Adam Armstrong. Oh, sorry, when Stephens isn't around. Jeez. Well done. Have a biscuit

I suspect there is a slim possibility of us still getting Piroe on loan if Leeds get Jorgen Strand Larsen (and maybe we shift out our captain, who doesn't want to be here but can run around a lot so is great, or something)

It's because he's a cock

Amazing what a transfer window does to a player. And strikers coming back from injury too. And clubs not wanting to spend money.

Good. Tosser, I reckon. Has all the hallmarks of a snake, and clearly thinks he is a LOT better than he is. That's England call-ups for you. We need to see the back of this type of player. Perhaps with the Armstrong rumours too, someone else in the club feels that way too. Need to get Flynn Downes back playing elsewhere but problem is that Russell Martin hasn't got a club.

I only caught the last ten minutes, which was basically pinball hoofing and no-one with any composure. What I do know is this though - when we allowed them that chance from Banford, if a certain other goalkeeper had been in the sticks, they would have scored. Old Tefal hands Bazunu would have contrived to have dived 'near' it. Good to have a decent keeper (seemingly) finally, who has something about him. Good also to see Shea back. Hopefully will force us to drop or sell Flynn Sideways.

It will be his next Ted talk

You can get 10-1 on a defeat from here. Just saying. Sometimes putting money on that ensures a Saints win.

I'd have this guy in like a shot, even with an injury: https://talksport.com/football/3879708/michail-antonios-move-to-championship-club-cancelled-in-heartbreaking-update/

It'll be because they have written the season off after their quite unbelievable lack of knowledge of the transfer market, or, indeed, football at any level. © The Rasmus Way

If only there was someone on this list who could definitely tell us for absolute sure whether JWP was leaving West Ham, just like he said he definitely wasn't leaving Saints that time... A week before he did.

I suspect they gave Stephens a new contract because he said if they didn't he would sulk, beat his fists a bit on the floor, and that his fwends Flynn and 'Armo' would too, and take their ball with them. They're in charge.

Well that is true. But every week they stay with us and our coaches, they get worse. Not least because they are being played out of position and with a manager with less backbone than a jellyfish.

I'll save that new analyst some time. We're shit, with terrible players, a manager who has no experience, and with a toxic underbelly of cliqueyness and no grounding in the basics of playing football or team spirit. But it's okay because Rasmus Ankersen.