DT

Rosenior is excellent

The living embodiment of that is Rasmus bloody Ankerson. West Brom have now sacked their manager. It's an epidemic. Player power and in the upper reaches, ownerships who feel they are the real managers and those they employ need to be their puppets and run it their way or else. And then there are clubs like Ipswich, who have players who fight for the cause, are led by an excellent manager, and magically appear to be doing well. Ankerson thinks his superior brain is above all that and is rethinking football. And Downes and his little band of twatty sulkers think they are too good to have to try as they gear up for the transfer window they all hope will get them out. Or it's the manager's fault and we're not trying, waaah booo. I really wish we'd go back to basics. Experienced manager and players who know that you need to work hard, not just fluff around with your washbag and oversized headphones. Makes me want to watch grassroots football much more every week.

This is very evident from body language and lack of commitment from shits like Armstrong (the captain!), Downes (biggest wanker I've seen in a Saints shirt), Harwood Bellend - who is such an entitled footballer who rubs his England call-up badge every night in between selfies at the gym, and Manning who is just a tattoo on one leg. They are all clearly just taking the wages and looking to get their fwend back. Need to get rid of them, and Bazunu, who if he is not in that clique it's just because he keeps dropping the membership card. It's clearly a rotten culture, and that needs radical surgery. Problem is SR can't be arsed, and Eckert just looks on with that glazed look on his face, occasionally chatting to the new cub scout we've brought in as his number two. What shall we do? Play 5 at the back? Yeah! Masterstroke. Watch us lose to Doncaster.

Ankerson is the turd we cannot flush away, dragging the club down with his 'out of the box' thinking. We are redefining football, guys. Everyone else has it wrong. We need managers who haven't managed, goalkeepers who can't keep goal, and strikers who can't score goals. Oh, and defenders who can't defend. Voila. Sports Republic's genius game plan, with Rasmus Twat as the key puppet string puller, managing the team via Teams. Please go, SR.

WE need to sack this guy we should never have appointed in the first place but who most of the fanbase thought deserved the job even though it was just post-Will Still bounce as being the previous worst manager we have ever had. Now superceded. Club is rotten all the way through. So fed up with it. Hateful squad, entitled players, inept managers and a board who appoint yes men as 'they know best how to reinvent football'. Rasmus Ankersson - please FUCK OFFerson

Charlton-supporting mate texted me (unusually) when he heard. 'He's terrible'. Sports Republic really are appalling. Hate this club right now. Can't do anything right. All signs point to Rasmus Twatterson

Scienza will soon

Utter, turgid dogshit. No pace or passion. No structure. Clearly another manager who has no clue or is too timid to take on the players/hierarchy, and who bafflingly takes off our best player again. What a bunch of shit, slow, directionless and talentless players we have. And another woeful managerial decision. Notable exception - Fellowes. Guess he'll be dropped for daring to take people on.

Stationary and without direction even if it had the correct tools for the job, as well as now being light up front. If only there was a metaphor for Saints we could leap on

That would be classic Saints. ie completely incompetent.

I think they want to play it because they are a lazy bunch - not one of them seems to want to roll their sleeves up and put in a real shift. Which is why we keep putting out these insipid performances. The only game where we came out and played with pace, gutso and abandon was Charlton away. And look what happened there. Tme to allow Eckert to play as he wants to, not how Rassmus Twattersen is dictating between caressing his own hair and licking his frayed photo of Thomas Frank, get rid of Bazunu, avctually buy a decent replacement and not say 'ooh, we have Ramsdale and he is definitiely coming back' because he isn't, and actually buy a decent muscular striker with pace, power and a bit of height, not say 'ooh we have our crock back in training and he's definitely coming back' because he isn't. Finally, get SR out of the club completely, and try to rid the Russball virus from the place completely. Which probably means Stephens and Downes going too. And Armstrong. God, what an unlikeable team we appear to be lumbered with. Slow, dull, boring. And always going for the cheapo option.

Both teams to score. Etc

Our shooting is, once again, abysmal. Downes and Azaz awful. And there it is. Useless bunch of shit

Both teams to score, because Baz

I note Ross Stewart is back in training, which the club has put out and has nothing whatsoever to do with pacifying a fan base crying out for them to spend some money on a striker. Nope. Total coincidence. Come on, SR. You can do better than that. 'Bazanu grows extra arm and ability'