bridge too far

beans

bangers

Eddie

spice

hall

curry

asteroids

stick

This is the sort of Ponzi scheme being investigaged for financial irregularities, right? Allegedly.

This is what I'm trying to factor in to my 'business plan' They've got to take £43,500 in gates per match (based on 24 teams in their new league) to cover the £1m. Now I need to know likely player wages, staff wages, tax, NI (oh oops, they don't pay those, do they) etc. etc. etc.

joke

So their debt is £10m less but they've lost £10m off their list of assets. So they're not actually any better off as far as the bankruptcy judge is concerned

Best case scenario for them: What's likely to be their player bill per week if they are in the CCC next season? I'm trying to work out their likely weekly running costs

bingo

town

people

Is this a very clever play on words on your part, PES? The girl's name Sylvia \s(y)- lvia, syl- via\ is pronounced SIL-vee-ah. It is of Latin origin, and its meaning is "woods, forest".

shiny

scottish

Wow - aren't I the lucky one

socks

jelly

^ I just knew it Silly

billy

notion