This Charming Man

The way I've always imagined The9 is that he's a slightly balding, middle aged shirter who thinks he's truly hilarious and zany, enjoys comics and Star Wars and sings songs on his own like "We're only here for the Arsenal" then looking around laughing expecting everyone else to join in but nobody does.

I don't wait for permission mate.

What complete and utter cretin of a mod removed my post about seeing him in Evian? That was 100% true and he did look miserable and ignore all the fans. Or doesn't that post fit in with the happy, clappy everything is perfect line we have to tow on here? I don't pay £5 a year to post on some mongboard where my posts get deleted if the mod doesn't agree. Clown. Consider my dummy well and truly spat out.

I am willing to make the odd exception, she would be eligible for admission.

Agreed. Probably about 1,900 there I would say. The lower tier was deserted.

So that must mean there are currently 2, 336 Southampton fans on holiday.

I'll be doing a 25 year stretch in Texas State Penitentiary if I "go get her", so I won't be able to bring him back.

My name is ironic...

Might start following her on Twitter and Instagram. Can't beat a bit of on-line pesting.

On a more important note, she is fit and would definitely get it.

The Martinez and Venables threads are classic examples of our rose tinted, one eyed supporters. Venables predicts we finish bottom - He's a clueless w*nker who has always been useless and doesn't know what he's talking about. Martinez praises us - What a nice chap, speaks so much sense, great manager, will go on to big things blah, blah, blah.

I had the same problem. You don't need a different card, just have to re-enter the details again.

Imagine more a case of nobody else wanting him, so will settle for anything that pays more.

It was off, then it was back on, then it was off, then it was back on, then it was off, then it was back on... according to Twitter.

This thread is destined for 100 pages.

No need to get so worked up over loyalty points. Other than Arsenal and Reading away, they won't be needed again this season. Anyone who wants a ticket for any game will get one. FACT.

They aren't on there. You have to work them out yourself. Our supa dupa system is incapable of such a simple thing.

He's probably going to be the focal point of my frustration this season. I've always been a Guly fan but I reckon I might give him some sh1t this season as well.

So Ramirez is under the table sucking him off.

They've ballsed up numerous times in the past and never recalled the tickets, you should be fine. I should know as I've taken advantage of their incompetence numerous times.

I feel for those who still have to suffer package holidays. I'd rather stay home than spend my hard earned holidaying with the riff-raff.

Now I've given up on this transfer, I'm getting so much work done. I can even start to see above the piles of paperwork now.

It's something else that has been made up and taken as gospel by some.