Weston Super Saint

Can you not just up and leave them and get a job with the Umbrella Company? I bet Mrs Mars would be well happy if you came home form your new job with a beautiful pink umbrella present for her.

Wow, I read through [some] of this drivel, and all I could think about was bring back Tiggs, Wiltshire and even Stupot Stu. At least they could be funny when arguing. Or maybe it's the current crackdown on 'sarcasm' that's left this thread coming up a few yards short of the green....

I think it's got something to do with apathy, and that no-one else really wanted to do it.

You appear to have totally dismissed the Master Bates option....

6 infractions in a week for me from herr Bojer, which resulted in a ban. Happy days.

I imagine her 'jade-esque' announcement will be coming shortly - by March 2010 would be my guess - and then everyone will be trumpeting her in the same way they trumpeted Miss Goody. As Minty said, all a bit sad really.

Aren't you?

Well, I wasn't wrong!! I wasn't expecting to receive an infraction for 'copying articles from other websites' though Come on Baj, you can do better than that surely?

Well, this post : http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showpost.php?p=475141&postcount=37 received an infraction from Boj. Closely followed by this one : http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showpost.php?p=485806&postcount=2908 And this one : http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showpost.php?p=480327&postcount=24 All four of them issued for the dreadful crime of 'insulting other members'. I'm sure I'll get another one for posting links to them now, which will take me over 10 points, so I'm off for a little holiday. Plus another one on the posters I wish were missing thread, which has been removed completely - that one was obviously REALLY bad

Me too. Will never happen though as the inconsistencies of certain members of the admin team will be found out

Very serious And woe betide anyone who should dare suggest another poster is anything other than sweetness and light, as you will fall foul of the other very serious issue on the innernetz of insulting another poster :shock: One day you too may have Boj going back through a week of your posts to find an example of this heinous crime.

Why? Why would you want to join a Pompey website and discuss their demise with them? Is it not bad enough that their retards come on here and post a load of old ********, that we have to send them our retards in retaliation?

Funny isn't allowed anymore. To be 'funny' you generally need to take the **** out of something or someone. Sadly, the act of taking the **** out of anything or anyone is now severely frowned upon, and the likes of chrisobee go crying to the mods and claiming their sensitive nature has been upset. Welcome to the new world my friend. Sadly, it isn't even a brave new world, just a ridiculously PC one

Sadly, the mods have got the board that they always wanted. One where the majority of posters agree with one another, no big arguments erupt, and very little actual 'moderation' is required. Luckily, all the while you guys keep paying those fivers over, the money is also rolling in too. Happy days then for Boj and Pontius.

To be fair I'd settle for 'next day delivery of first class post, ANYWHERE on mainland Britain' from the current commercial master. Failing that, just plain old delivery at some time would do me.

Seems a little odd that people would pay their union dues and then not bother to vote on a critical issue...

Speak for yourself

Lol. They don't come free from the brewery - well free ones from the brewery are as rare as hens teeth these days. Don't worry about stealing one or two though as all we do is just keep putting the prices up to cover the cost of the losses

Some facts you might have glossed over... She is a head teacher in a school. He is a pupil at said school. The article made it even easier to decipher these facts when they discussed 'exclusion from school' - I'm not sure it can be made any simpler than that :smt102 The legal age for purchasing and smoking cigarettes is 18 years. The legal age for leaving school - I imagine the little toerag in question isn't one for further education - is the last Friday in July of the child's 16th year [16 years old ]. Ergo the 'scrote' was breaking the law.

Uh oh. Now you've done it! Chrisobee will be here any minute now claiming how much of an injustice it all is, and that 'this type of thing wouldn't have happened in his day'. Ps : You're not allowed to say r*tard as it is offensive and you'll get an infraction from Boj.

Does anyone know the true figures here? I was told - by the Postmaster in my local post office - that ONLY 40% of those eligible to vote even bothered to [he is assuming that the other 60% couldn't care less, based on his conversations with local posties, who say the changes have already been implemented for them and make no difference to their working day anyway]. Of that 40% that voted, there was a small majority that voted FOR strike action - he quoted about 55%.... So, IF his figures are true, there is about 22% of the entire union membership that agree with this strike action and want it to happen..... Now, I'm not slating the workings of a democratic vote, as the ones that didn't vote [against the strike], can't really complain when they don't get paid for not working, but it strikes me that this action has come about more through apathy than anything else....

From Phil? You are joking right?

Just don't count on coming back again! They cancelled our flight a few years back - we were up a mountain in Poland - and they moved us from the evening flight to that morning's flight. They were good enough to send us an email to inform us though, which we didn't read, due to the fact we were up a mountain and not really bothering with emails. Lesson learnt I guess. Always check your emails when on holiday

Can you imagine the grief they'll be giving everyone in ten years time, when they recall how they were made to deliver the mail using bags with holes in them, vans that wouldn't go past 30mph and shorts that came down over their knees? I'd rather run the risk of not getting the mail if that's the alternative.