Blimey, been drinking on a Sunday night have we? Yes, should have checked the phone autocorrect for "park" I agree.
No poncey parents here unfortunately, not sure why you've assumed that. Grew up in a standard semi on outskirts of Southampton, so no privilege here, apart from being white of course and born into a first world country.
Anyway, I hope you had a lovely evening, and I hope your kids and wife weren't subjected to this anger. At least with you being angry on the internet I'm providing a service to your unfortunate family.
Don't drink kids!