Scudamore

I would should?

Nobody's saying you can't enjoy different types of bacon sarnie...we're attempting to identify the best bacon sarnie though...of all of those options you must have a fave... Whilst i wouldn't spit in someone's face if i stayed round there house and they served me a grilled bacon sarnie in the morning...i would know in my heart that it could be better... I agree with JFP on the best bacon sarnie...but i also love a bacon sarnie the same as that but without the bacon and an avocado in there...man that's one of the best things in the world...

Why has he been banned? Is it for spamming my inbox with links to his website?

Arguing with you is like p:ssing in the wind...i'm not even sure you know what you stand for other than being a moaning minnie... And at no point have i agreed with you that Lowe bashing is fun...personally i find it a little pointless at present...i happen to agree with his strategy which we are taking on the basis that it's one of very few available to us...i'm quite willing to put my feelings towards him from the past to one side and move on...it's called being a grown up...remember telling me to grow up? Oh and once again my post was neither hysterical or uppity...i don't reserve such feelings for a muppet such as yourself...as your one step away from being a Scooby like caricature...and as such if you actually read the post you will see that i am mocking you... Mocking your artificial concern for Jan's position (how sorry you feel for him as he doesn't know what he's got himself into) which is merely another attempt to slowly undermine the man before you really get into panning him in a few weeks/months time...baby steps eh? Don't want to lose all credibility by slating him straight away after all do you?

http://www.thegourmetworld.com/modules/shop/products.asp?catid=45&catname=Preprepared+Meals+Superior+Gourmet&rangename=Beef&rangeid=453&x=6&y=10 There chicken pack are ridiculous...two massive pieces of chicken that will fill two people easily...with plenty of different tasty sauces...and i've been up there and they've been 4 packs for 9 quid or something like that...that with a bit of mash and you can't go wrong...

I implore you to... http://www.thegourmetworld.com/dorsetsmokery.asp They do a rack of smoked ribs that tastes unbeliebale off the barbeque... http://www.thegourmetworld.com/modules/shop/products.asp?catid=25&catname=BBQ&rangename=Braii+packs&rangeid=253&x=8&y=4 And that my friend is merely the tip of the iceberg of smoked meat...

Less tubby and spotty you mean?

That's the one...

Ever been to the Dorset Smokery up at Hurn?

Well you're cheating your taste buds... I prefer to eat a decent bacon sarnie less frequently... That is how i keep this slim...and you know that i am slim too you cheeky get...

But haggis isn't really comparable to bacon...like comparing a sausage sandwich with a hot pot...

Haggis is good...

And what is better?

Well of course...i think the grill dries it out too much though and gives a funny taste...

I love you

Dunno. He left us in a pretty good position...

Cooked as you wish my arse.... There's a world of difference between fried and grilled...

I had a bloke down the pub trying to tell me that Harry Redknapp had been a good manager for us... I told him several times to "f::ck off" and then had a laughing fit... Needless to say i was veh, veh drunk...

Wasnt there when i guessed...true story...

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Chris Evans to the extreme... Yeah that's right...God is ginger...extremely ginger...