Scudamore

When it gets to these kinds of figures it's definitely not a transfer budget. It's a war chest people.

Well yes, two players usually are better than one. But can we get permission from the Premier League to play with 12 players?

Mike Read - what a player

Get a grip ya ****ing eunuch. He's a horndog - not a rapist.

Worm

If we've got two Lovrens I'd be prepared to let one of the Fontes go.

Yeah that, or winning some trophies perhaps...

Got a spare ticket for the game tomorrow. If you're interested let me know. Cheers.

So no sideways passing in our own half? Got it. May have the wrong manager for that particular brand of football.

Get a grip

He's talking about the Liverpool vs Arsenal game before our game.

You... have reached... the Coach's... Hot-... Line. In the game... of... Mi... am... i... versus Cin... cin... nat... i...

Thanks for the example. It certainly helped me understand that complicated theory you've put forward.

I'd like to see a video of John Hartson booting Eyal Berkovic in the face on this thread somewhere really.

Agreed. The write up was pretty spot on. Still Joe Hart's bizarre decision to run out and clatter his own player outside the box for no reason means I'd say an 8 was generous.

Think you'll be alright wearing a red and white scarf...

Catchy...

Yeah but people said Fonte was sh:t last season. We have the bestest coaches in the Premier League remember? They'll make him look like Franco Baresi.

And since when did we have to share the credit for those players with Everton?!

I can't imagine he'd try eating the cake to himself. Alpine on the other hand...

Hodgson is England manager. Not a bloody surgeon.

England comes first on this one. Major tournaments are pretty intolerable when England aren't involved.

And there was me thinking this was a thread about next season's sponsors...

Chamberlain will be the stand out player of the three as far as I'm concerned. It's a simple matter of composure.

Also I very much doubt SuperMikey is actually capable of sucking his own d!ck...