Scudamore

Right off?

Nonce sense

A combination of Football Manager and YouTube I believe.

He was in a strip club as well apparently. That should get the holier than thou amongst you into more of a tizz.

Mods are like referees. If you don't notice them then it's probably a good thing. I'm noticing you WAY too much at the moment...

Salmon mousse perhaps?

More bang for your buck you might say...if there were more words and paragraphs in that saying...

Indeed. His posts are long winded guff in general though. Want someone to spend ten lengthy paragraphs stating the obvious? Frank's your man.

Yeah alright Buzz Killington...there's no need to try ruining yet another thread by relentlessly labouring your point. People are merely saying they will be excited if we pull it off. Perfectly reasonable.

My thoughts exactly... But won't someone just comment on post 131? It's really important.

Compared to transfer windows when we sell our best players on the last day and sign some sack of sh:t who's barely fit for two leagues below I'd say it's not too bad really.

Alpine CDAJFU

Can we all stop making joke suggestions and get on with the important business of attacking alpine please? It's why he's started this thread so let's cut to the chase please.

Great. Thanks for that.

What exactly are you looking to achieve by starting a thread like this?

I was aware of his talents at the point of fertilisation. His development has even surprised me though. I felt at the time that he was destined to be the new Gazza. But now it's plain that he's going to be the best player to ever grace the field of football.

Well that's the end of that then...

South coast yobbos...

Man City have lost two games at home in the Premier League in the last two seasons. I suggest you save your money for something more enjoyable than boosting the bookies pockets.

Match all is a tennis ball.

It is yes.

Well the weather won't get much fairer than last season.

Brek Shea House

Well of course he did. We all did. Back then people weren't afraid to stand up for what's right. Now it's all Twitter and rolling over to have your bottom tickled by megalomaniacal football chairmen.

So it's a hit then?