Scudamore

West Ham using up their goal quota too early. Good stuff.

Very good. Although 'you've not paid lately' flows better. Still. It's not to the tune of Sloop John B so you've got no chance.

Lull em into a fase sense of security whilst on national tv. Only a tactical genius like Nige could do it...

Where does the "plastics" expression come from anyway?

Have they looked down the side of the sofa?

It was boring enough first time round thanks...

Assuming West Ham and Reading both get three points when they play each other. Unlikely to be fair. That is just one example of course as the top teams will play each other a lot in the next couple of months. Aside from that I'd just like to say with my third and final post of the day that that game today was painfully dull...

Fair dos. Eloquence tends to go out the window after a few beers. My (poorly put) point was that we're not aiming for the first losers spot. Positive thinking people. Top spot is ours!

Top two my arse...

I'm sure there's no coindence between the amount of goals Rickie has got and the amount of game time he's had. So for that reason Sam is obviously wrong. Still if we're gonna scrutinise Big Fat Sam's every interview we'll end up looking as c::ntish as the Brighton fans did last season so can we give it a rest please?

And Harry Redknapp has done more. He's still a knob though. More than a knob actually.

Falling hook, line and sinker for Big Sam mind games really isn't something you want to be admitting to...

I miss StuRomseySaint...

This...but not with Danny Dyer tone.

Indeed. And how's about you go f::ck yourself? Being rude for the sake of it. It's not my job to spoon feed you information or opinions. I merely thought (god forbid) that some may find it helpful to have a direct link to Nigel's thoughts on the game. And that is what I have provided. You can then listen to it and if you want provide us with your pearls of wisdom. Then some other chopstick can jump down your throat for daring to post something. This bloody place is sinfully c::ntish these days. The Luis Suarez of football forums. Regards the link it works for me? Just involves a little copy + pasting. I'll blame Tapatalk for that one.

Can't see this anywhere... http://audioboo.fm/boos/663759-nigel-adkins-speaking-to-solentsport-following-saints-2-0-win-over-burnley

Man crush on Billy Sharp is in the post...

Drunk

I'm led to understand that you can in actual fact see the chip on Jason Puncheon's shoulder from outer space...

No change there then...

Yeah...none of those plastic glasses though...

I can't see anything that could possibly go wrong with the concept of firing molten hot pies into the crowd. Kudos

They all shovels in St Andrews...flags are a definite no no though...

Pretty sure he couldn't give a flying f::ck about Pompey...

If only Theo was still with us...