Scudamore

Hungry bum...

Well some northern monkey on a forum said it's happening...

Done deal then... Welcome aboard Sharp/Sharpe...

The colours ecru I believe... No I've never heard of the colour ecru in any other setting either! Those gays Colin and Justin undoubtedly have though... Still I've still got that one...love to think I could get forty quid for it but I think that's a bit aspirational!

You want the Football League website. Stats aplenty...

Well I suppose our agent friend has more Twitter followers now...his work here is done...

So all the football league chairman go to Malta for their jollies, and yet all the football agents can afford to do is go camping? Surely football as a whole can find a way to get more money into the pockets of these fine upstanding gents?

Will the Echo have room though? This JLS story looks like it could run and run...

No way to talk about Craig's grandmother now is it really?

Last one from me. A simple one as a few were saying. If this place goes to prove anything it's that you can't please all the people all the time. And that if a designer is looking to preserve his ego he should stay the f::ck away from you lot! Right...free listing eBay day...

I rather like the halo myself...but can see a call for it's removal. Here it is without.

Just to nip any further talk of Tesco Value (surprisingly good jaffa cakes) in the bud here's a slight modification. This is designed in Illustrator as vector graphics also so is ready to roll.

Interesting...

I reckon he may have a season or two of Premier League football in him one day. But no big loss really.

Have a word with yourself then...

You missed out on the whole Reo-Coker to "push" Morgan and Chaplow. As if he wouldn't stroll right in front of those two in the pecking order!

Baj will be with you shortly...

Is Mark Draper going to be his number two?

You sure about that Captain Kitbag? I'm pretty sure the sash was revealed first...

I'll give you 90 quid for the carpet...

Just pick a damn team!

Yessum Mr Turkish sir. Whatever you say. Where would we all be without you here to tell us what to think, wear and eat at a game of football? Now not that I can really be arsed to engage in the largely futile arguments with other stubborn minded goons like your good self these days. But I think people are quite entitled to express their opinions on Chamberlain's potential regardless of your attempts to browbeat them into towing the Turkish party line. When Bale first came on the scene I was of the opinion that he would be better than Bridgey and was a bit special. But by your rules I'm not allowed to make this comparison because he was playing against Luton and Southend while Bridgey was playing for Chelsea and England. Reality is it's a natural (if rather tiresome) comparison to make and one that people can only really make based on what they see. The same goes for people comparing Chamberlain and Theo. The reason i think he will become a better player is what he does with the ball...he's cool as a cucumber and makes great use of the ball in attacking areas. Now i may turn out to be right...or Chamberlain's star may well and truly fade...doesn't really matter either way but I'll reserve the right to express my opinions regardless of what you have to say. Other than that I'll say I find the whole recently discovered concept of a "footballing brain" to be utter b::ll::cks. And that no I am perfectly capable of comprehending that the players you have mentioned are not realistic targets for a Championship team...even one that is the by far the greatest team the world has ever seen.

You obviously don't understand. You're not entitled to an opinion until Turkish tells you you are. HTH

Almost wistful...