Scudamore

Trousers coming up with a conspiracy theory...

Dave Merrington saying what we don't want to do now is concede a goal...

Sh:t beer...

People not paying for Baj's mortgage

Bournemouth being better than us for most of the season but not caring...kind of...

Fernando Torres not being capable of being good in our league...

Deppo

HDAJFU threads...they're a thing of the past...you heard it here first...

Not being in the same league as Billy Davies and having to here you lot whinge about him despite him obviously being a very good manager...

Being one step further away from the Premier League where I've pretty much lost all faith in the game I think I love...

Not being able to look at the league table and say "wah gwan League One?"

Sitting in front of a guy who's repeatedly shouting at our star striker who scored thirty plus goals the season before and wondering if said striker has poked the angry man's wife...

Not having a fans forum...

Watching "once in a lifetime" games between a team that has come second in League One and a bunch of "legends" for free..

Never being on tv

Good thread idea. First thoughts...nothing. Reality...loads of stuff! Not winning every week is not one of them though. Being on the bus is a state of mind that dictates belief in the vision. Not sitting back and being pleased when the vision doesn't work out. There's nothing to be ashamed of with hoping to go places... On that basis winning every week is something to continue looking forward to. No...I'm gonna miss being able to get a pint at halftime without going down ten minutes early. But all being well and my vision of a world with beer vending machines becoming reality makes it all alright!

But it wasn't a FACT at the time

Pretty much exactly what I was thinking! So yeah...definitely wrong...

They deserve a guard of honour...

Celebrate with some cocaine in the toilet no doubt...it adds nothing to the pub experience MLG. I know you think you're being a little bit naughty breaking the law and all. But just say no.

I seem to remember you insisting that Seaborne was first choice centre back. I'll expect a written apology on my screen in the morning. God forbid anyone should express an opinion that shouldn't turn out to be correct.

I'd like to see us give Hartlepool a guard of honour today. They've been outstanding this season.

Have I missed something here...is Rickie Lambert fat?

What percentage of the years that Saints have been in existence has adding a z to the end of words been considered cool? I think it's important we know this before rushing into this Saintz proposal.

Dunno...check his twitter...