Scudamore

Really? Says 17 tracks, 1 hour on mine? You'll probably need to slam your Spotify's head in a car door a few times...

Pahars > Bleidelis Delgado > Chala Bialkowski > Rasiak

Well that was a bit hairy...

Agboola

You can't rush these things Steve...a lot of effort goes into a good mix that no one will actually listen to...

Already happened...i understand Chris Powell farted in bed last night...it's all downhill from here...

fantard...

He'll be gone in the summer then...

that is not a fact

Takes a while for some people to rewire their mindsets and realise things are different now. My old man was worrying Carlisle were going to equalise yesterday. I had no such concerns. Times change people and we're on the up. And if you can't see we're going up automatically this year then you're not really on the bus...you're just stinking up the vibes at the bus stop...

Championes...

Really can't see the point in getting mad about something that might (but almost certainly won't) happen...

When two become one...

He's thinking of Gerd Müller...

Am i honestly supposed to believe that this is the best he could have done for himself? Also she's a tw::t...

Pretty sure that's Messi at the back there. What a statement of intent.

I should imagine that Hammond would be pleased at that sort of news. It's that kind of attitude that stops him being on a par with Essien in my opinion. In fact until such a time as he wins a lifetime achievement award from the PFA this season i'd like him to just f::ck off somewhere else.

Hammond. He makes me so mad with his below outstanding performances that I want to self harm.

It plainly is bo|locks though isn't it?

Very good...

And rugby. Unfortunately a few of the gimps that attend football go and ruin it for everyone.

You mahgging me off?

Which reminds me of a joke... A duck walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "Got any grapes?" The bartender says "No" so the duck leaves. The duck comes back the next day, goes up to the bartender, and says "Got any grapes?" The bartender says "No" so the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes back again. He goes up to the bartender and says "Got any grapes?" The bartender says "Look duck. We don't have any grapes today, we didn't have any yesterday, and we definitely won't have any tomorrow. If you come back in here and ask for grapes again, I'm going to nail your webbed feet to the floor." So the duck leaves. The duck comes back the next day, goes up to the bartender and asks "Got any nails?" The bartender says "No." Then the duck says "Oh good. Got any grapes?" Personally I think the barman is missing out on an opportunity to make some extra money...clearly not business minded...

They had finished 4th the season before Abramovich arrived though. I must say i do find these threads largely pointless.