Scudamore

I'm liking the fact there's this thread entitled "What do you want for Christmas?" then there's one directly underneath saying "Friends" by SuperMikey...

Do all old people smell of **** and biscuits? Or is that a sweeping generalisation?

Are gays greedy?

Charming. You kiss your sister with that mouth?

Interesting theories! We're doomed! Or...5 points off a second placed team who has played an extra game! You may want to actually read up on the definition of the word diatribe before using it in future as well. It is a most cromulent word used in the right context!

Well that's because Schneiderlin should be playing for a Premier League team. Players that good don't look good in League One. He'd look a world beater in Arsenal's team apparently...not massively out of his depth at all...

We're working hard to stamp these displays of humour out. You shouldn't encourage him.

Because you actually get to eat some of it?

Weston Saint knows who she is...

I demand this thread is moved to the Golden Posts section once it has reached it's conclusion...

He'd never get in ahead of Morgan Schneiderlin...

So what exactly do you propose?

I head for the pub...

Turkish will be the judge of that...

Unproven in what way? Because I'm pretty sure that bringing players through has jn actual fact been proven to be of great benefit to many clubs...including our own. As long as it's done in the right way this can only be seen as a good thing.

Man that was absolute garbage...

I have a vision for mine...something like a sonic assault of toss...lots of feedback and atmosphere...but ultimately not very enjoyable. It will be called "War of the Worlds meets War of Attrition" and you will all enjoy it because it contains no metallic elements...

Put me down for one... Don't expect me to listen to anything metal related though...

They should get Keegan in...he'll do a cracking job *parp* As someone else has said hope they get relegated now...

No. Let's talk about it now.

He certainly called a spade a spade...

Get them some fake ones so that in a couple of months time they'll be walking around looking like they have a degenerative bone disease in their ankles...

I'm not sure ironing a football shirt is the best idea I've ever heard...

You can't honestly believe that...

Why is Matthew Le Smartarse telling us it was Calderon? We already knew this as far back as post seven of this very thread...