Scudamore

Keep Davis in for now. New keeper in the summer. Really don't rate Bart at all. Don't understand what everyone sees in him.

I had no idea Frankie Howerd was a Saints fan...

Bet we do...

Shipment for Gary Glitter?

He drives a beaten up Metro HTH

Oops! Forgot about this...not had time to get it together properly. Sorry about that...it is under way but still needs work.

They should pick up the phone then shouldn't they really? Or is this like a "my mate really fancies you" moment at school? They're too shy to approach so let the media do the work...

Casey Ryback wouldn't be concerned by a windowless cabin. HCDAJFU

The jury is out on the boat...which is also a bus. Everyone's having a lovely time.

Doble?

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Bet he's **** at Sunderland...

Where to mate?

We should stop training as well so no players get injured...

Sounds like loser talk to me Nick. If you want to be on Nigel's bus you need to bring positive thoughts to the party, a smile on your face would be a good start.

I want a good cup run AND to win the league...

He speaks sense...

Good interview by Nigel there. Interesting movements around the building.

We need to prepare for eventualities that most likely won't occur...

I'd describe Bartley as more of a midfielder personally. Great engine on him, doesn't mind a tackle and gets in the box. And although they've rejected £100k sounds like he'd be relatively cheap. And the Cherries fans love him so would be particularly amusing watching them have a paddy if we got him! Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!

Oh wait you mean Brighton draw...ignore me... As per usual...

Yeah that's not possible...

Ooh!