Scudamore

Quite and quick google of "gothic font" will show you that it is a capital E.

And when the original ball was played?

The referee. Miles offside.

Is that a fact?

Thank god he's got a skeleton...

Beer dispensing vending machines. Now that would enhance my half time enjoyment.

Ban the skate?

Why would we want someone with Premier League experience?

Ah the old "an open letter..." style threads are coming thick and fast now aren't they? Pretty sure Cortese doesn't actually read this forum though thank god. And even if he does have people read the forums to get some feedback I'm pretty sure this thread wouldn't make the cut.

Like flies round sh:t. Whether it's Redknapp or this thread that represents the sh:t in that analogy I shall let you decide.

Well that sentence doesn't make much sense now does it? You get the drift though.

Seem to remember Dune saying being collected spoons...I'm sure there's no connection though...

Bet you're gutted this hasn't got the reaction you wanted...

I can tell you how to find out. Soccerway.com. Go to Premier League. Change to the season you'd like with the drop down on the right hand side. Then just above the league table you click on the word wide. This brings up the full table. Fill ya boots.

I think the same thing most days when I log on here to be honest. Only prize is to watch as a sparkling discussion on our likely away form slides into pointless slanging match with the usual suspects trotting out the same tired old lines. Oh and let's say a Twix shall we? Can't say fairer than that.

We've started with away days to Man City, Arsenal and Everton and managed sod all points. Not all that surprising really I guess since those are tough fixtures and it was our home form that got us over the line last year. But how many points do you think we'll secure in our travels overall this season? I'm gonna plump for sixteen...

Shouldn't do...as long as nobody rattles it. The fence that is...not my arse.

Thanks for the info guys. Think I'll stick with 5.1.1 then.

I'll go with Nige's choice...

Oh and I'm pretty sure Man City have lost a game 3-2 after being 2-1 up before...

Duly noted Rumpole. Now bore off. It's his opinion and he's perfectly entitled to it. Personally I think Messi is the better player but can only really be considered the best of all time of he wins a World Cup as Maradona managed. Once again...just an opinion.

And you are aware of exactly how close Jack Cork is to full match fitness how exactly?

How long does a flight from Uruguay take? Just wondering.

Why would anyone say no to this?