Scudamore

West Ham had 11 points after 6 games last season. Just saying...

Because nothing is...?

I liked the way Robbie gripped onto his seat for the whole programme...

Must have given your missus one hell of a start...

Well I could be wrong. But since this is the HCDAJFU thread perhaps Trousers is suggesting HCDAJFU. He couldn't but that's by the by.

Dunno why we're wasting our time with this one. It's obviously not gonna happen. We should just sign Jordan Rhodes and be done with it...

This post is chaff. There you go, not that tough.

Homo erectus

Well he was looking like kind of a chunker in preseason. Wonder if he puked when put on the running machine?

Well here's a job for you MLG. On one of those pre season Youtube videos I seem to remember them actually measuring Lovren. Think he was 193cm. You toddle off and check that then convert it into feet and inches and you can satisfy your own curiosity.

27 being in his prime?

Seems like he may have a drinking problem...

None. MLG would have post links to their player profiles and news articles from when they signed to prove their exact ages.

+2 Rep points

I've bought some Hi-Tec Silver Shadows and I'm gonna sew the Nike logo on em. Should look pretty swish.

I'd never realised you felt this way. Please feel free to labour this point though. That'd be just great.

Does anyone genuinely believe that Forren was signed for next season hocum?

If it's not obvious what I mean (f::ck me it should be) I am saying it looks like a Switzerland kit. Red shirts/red shorts. I am not saying it looks exactly the same as the current Switzerland kit. FFS

Strange how just about everyone always manages to miss the obvious link here though. It doesn't look like an Arsenal kit, or a Liverpool kit or any other club kit. It looks like the Switzerland kit. We are now Switzerland FC. I hated the kit last night. Now I'm feeling neutral.

So looking at the thread in the lounge it is the Stoke away kit but in red. ****ing hideous. The badge looks so cheap. Can't say any of the Adidas kits are any good though. I'll stick with the sash kit this year again I think.

That tapered waist will only be trouble for some of our larger fan base...

Gonna watch it again?

So he has the brains of Brian Harvey and a forehead as small as Steven Gerrard. Interesting.

Yes but the OP doesn't actually pose a question now does he?

So we're after defenders that never make mistakes now? Could be challenging...