Scudamore

Ever danced with devil in the pale moonlight?

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And fall asleep face down...

Fair enough...there's a pub at the end of my road which is stagtastic was just wondering if it's there... It's a sh:thole...if you're staying there then at you...

Well of course...Mystic Alpine mapped out the whole season including Burley going off to manage Scotland, Jason Dodd and John Gorman coming in and finally the appointment of Nigel Pearson... Of course you were the harbinger of doom in the season we finished in the playoffs also... Alpine Saint...the Saints Web Forum's very own soothsayer. We are so fortunate to have you... Have a biscuit...

Wrong forum... http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=22

link?

I want a cast iron bacon press... And a meat tenderiser...

Where you staying? I'll make sure i'm out the way...

Really can't be bothered....i've made my feelings known... You're one of the reasons i can't be bothered to post on the main board too often these days Alpine...i consider you a cancer on this site...eating it up from the inside... I lost all respect for you the time you tried to tell me you can get a better view of a game by watching it on tv than being their in person... It showed how utterly clueless you are when it comes to the subject of football...

Yes...the kitchen counter is a haven for germs...

If you were on crutches and worried that getting p:ssed would mean potentially falling and hurting it again i could understand...but it's only a broken nose...which you're gonna get fixed...so get on with it!

so i could rub my wang up against alpine saint? interesting...

Will your nose explode if you drink too much?

Haha! He's such a chump... I might just order one... Irony...it's what the kids do these days...i saw it on T4..

Another thing...you can't just fry the bacon...you need to push it against the pan to get the brownness which is where the real salivatingly good taste comes from...

The very definition of a rant... Owned. And not for the first time... You're skills are weak old man...

Your cake blowing emoticon looks like it's wearing black lipstick... I now imagine you to be a goth...

My thread on SaintMike has gone down a storm however...should be a ten pager in no time...

The card will have phrases from Borat...each time you hear one you cross it off your card...

Is nice? I think we should make up a Borat bingo card for the game... Let's think of a few and i'll knock one up...

Ahshaddapyaface...i meant without the brown sauce!

A good bacon and avocado sandwich makes me weep with joy...

I hate putting spelling mistakes in a thread title...undermines the whole thing... I like that you've done it though