Scudamore

I bought some egg mayonnaise sandwich filling from marks and spencers a couple of months ago...it said not suitable for freezing...so i did anyway... Anyway i'm having that in a sandwich... Could have the sh:ts this evening... Which is nice since i'm playing five-a-side football...and we only need 3 points to win the league... I live life on the edge...

I can confirm that wasn't me...

I too feared change... However given time you will see it's much better...

Also i saw a bloke with one of these sort of jobbies going round his wrist... He had a f::cking big nose and looked like a c::nt...so hopefully one day someone will cut round it and peel the skin off his hand...

My mum won a raffle prize of two hours worth of tatoo at this place... http://www.nineboycesstreet.com/ Unsurprisingly she wasn't that keen on the prize...she's already covered in tatoos after all... Is a top place...make me an offer...and then i'll double it...then we'll haggle...

Richard Branson is dyslexic. True story...

Agree on all counts...

Don't know about you farawaysaint but i would absolutely love it if alpine_saint came back and chose a name just like mine! http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?p=2954#post2954 Ouch!

The amount of thread you two were starting between you it could have be appeared to the casual observer that baiting was coming from both sides... Anyway it's always good to have a few differing views so welcome back both of you... As it goes i agree about Lowe saying the right things at the moment...the freshness of a new regime eh?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/compost-Gardening-Home-Garden-Books/s/qid=1217957447/ref=sr_nr_n_0?ie=UTF8&rs=64&keywords=compost&bbn=271745&rnid=64&rh=n%3A266239%2Ck%3Acompost%2Cn%3A64%2Cn%3A271745 112 results for compost on Amazon gardening section...some people take there composting pretty seriously...

And who would they be?

T'was relentless...

There's a science to it all...an exact science...

How much are you up/down for the year?

TSF/SWF is my secret shame...my real friends shall never know...

Anyone that refuses to pay that five pounds is probably the sort of person that would try and welch on buying a round down the pub...this is NOT a good thing...

So we're agreed...we're both about as funny as AIDS Don't get me started on how funny CabbageFace is...

the forum has gone to the dogs...

But neither are you...

Yes. But not on this occasion. Ps. your missus is getting fat...

Well we can't all be funny all the time now can we kip? This for example is one of the lamest things i've ever read... But i let it go...maybe you should cut me some slack jack...

Are you a visitor?

May i be the first to say that is funny as f::ck!

I also spelt Baj as Badge in my first edit...hilarious...