Scudamore

Do you have a word document open when posting and just copy and paste the clichés across?

Sure...it's 2896

It looks like bewbies

Not until you're really drunk you won't no...

I lit a match the other day as i lost my lighter...that is one fine toxic smell...

The attractive woman is whispering in the ear of Celine Dion

I'm still "friends" with my ex. What this actually means is i can tolerate her company for about one day before all the issues raise their ugly head again and i tell her to f::ck off. We then don't see each other for about three months before meeting up again... The problem being that when you've gone out with someone for a fair old while they know all the right buttons to push to wind you up...

You know when you get a really attractive woman who has a fat/fugly friend to make themselves look even better? This is a "horse whisperer"

Disparity is a word. But it wouldn't work in that context. Desperation would... Mantootin i quite like though...i suggest you write to the dictionary... I need to write to the profanisaurus with an entry...

Making words up?

Sounds like you need Bumbles nightclub in Bournemuff...i am reliably informed it is the place to go to grab a granny...it won't be enjoyable but is a sure thing...

No...because sooner or later they will become 23...become a eunuch...

There's plenty more skates in the sea...

Ask Plastic...

So i need to predict the score of the Saints game in both the Saints prediction league and the Championship prediction league? Nuts...

18-80?

Good. You did it on the same word twice in the same paragraph this morning. That was when i picked up on it. But as long as you're trying that's all i care about... Perhaps the mods could change your name to "I'm_no_sinner (Sp?)"

Best - my farts Worst - my farts

Or(Sp?) i(Sp?) could(Sp?) just(Sp?) put(Sp?) you(Sp?) on(Sp?) my(Sp?) ignore(Sp?) list(Sp?) ((Sp?)Yes(Sp?) i(Sp?) find(Sp?) it(Sp?) that(Sp?) annoying(Sp?))(Sp?) If(Sp?) i(Sp?) can(Sp?) do(Sp?) it(Sp?) you(Sp?) can(Sp?) do(Sp?) it(Sp?).(Sp?).(Sp?).(Sp?)

One can only assume you removed them with a hunting knife...

It has come to my attention that you repeatedly spell something wrong then put (sp?) after it... This to my mind is unacceptable...just google the word and find out the correct spelling ffs... That is all...

This comes up for Scudamore...i quite like it...

You people baffle me sometimes...

Using the shortened form of my name