Gloucester Saint

You remember the Lower East banner too. I’d actually welcome Branfoot on his zimmer over this computer game jockey.

Sinclair Armstrong - butt of their supporters jokes having scored 3 in his last 50 games or something. Similar ratio to our league wins. Oh God, SR will read this and sign him won’t they?

He’s a dreadful manager but we all know it will be Spors’s cousin from Bundesliga 3 or Rasmus’s nephew who has never played but is general manager at Middlefart FC in Denmark. They can’t stand the thought of an adult manager who would challenge their lunatic ideas.

I’d take Gerrard, Carrick, but not Rooney. Someone who has football stature and will light a fucking bonfire under Solak’s fat arse.

I’m not sure objectively it is though. Ali Dia was a national league striker who looked better in the PL than anything Downs has produced so far at a level he’s supposed to be able to play at. And he was a sub famously subbed. I wouldn’t inflict him on Sholing or Winchester. I can’t think of one footballing attribute he has. He’s tall but if we want height, call Steven Finn from TMS away from the Ashes and stick him up top.

Agree with you on RH and Jones (even Dave Jones!). But Martin will be as bad a husk as the club after Rangers and his football is totally discredited.

Someone suggested Carrick. If they can afford him we’d both be happier with that?

I’ve got Cheltenham Town to watch with the return of Steve Cotterill. A better football manager on grass than Will Still playing his laptop will ever be.

Er nope. Wooden tops will clap them off.

Fixed it for you. Starmer is shit but not that shit.

We will be paying off a LOT of people with Still and probably Spors et al, so wouldn’t be my first choice but we might not have much headroom another yet another clear out.

Ralph in as DoF, Lallana manager until end of season, Still and Spors gone. Ralph needs full control to get a spine in place for January, avoid the drop and review how Adam has done in May if we stay up.

Obviously if he was vaguely interested..but would you want to work for these 🤡 Ralph DoF with full recruitment control, and Lallana manager. Spors and his team have to depart with Still.

Happily recruit him. But they’ll go for some nod from Bundesliga 3.

One more at Blackburn on Saturday to get the half century with 4 wins. If Still clings on tomorrow I’m a Rovers fan on Saturday.

Second goal might have been unlucky but the trio of missed sitters had nothing to do with luck. Lack of professionalism, training, technique and work rate were the causes. And that gets you relegated and 4 wins in what is it, 47 games now? Not bad luck.

Sunday League finishing here. Scienza can’t do it all himself.

Yeah, not entirely buying that. Can’t blame him either, left his boyhood club and the DoF was too lazy to buy him a striker to aim at of the quality of Josh Price.

They’re brainless comments though - key services would fall apart instantly and it’d break up families. They need to get someone like Andy Street into a seat as soon as they can, expel what’s left of the ERG to Reform and start again as a pro business centre right party. If people want hard right populist nationalism they’ll vote for the full fat version which isn’t the Tories. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/katie-lam-tory-mp-deport-migrants-b2849073.html

Archer is still 6 goals behind him. I was going to mention Downs but don’t want to hamper Bognor Regis Town’s play offs push in January. Maybe some bracing sea air will make Damian run around to keep warm?

Even that can be made strong even you go easy on the milk. Cameron Archer is the equivalent of the 20p teabags Netto used to sell. And he wasn’t even the worst striker Rasmus the plank and Russell Twatin signed last summer…

But still 150% better than Archer, BBD or Downs.

So Johannes, why did you gamble on a Wessex League striker for £7m? Mind you, whoever signed Cameron Archer for £15m in the PL last summer should be executed in stocks in full view at the Bargate.

Paul Robinson from Neighbours would be an improvement. And he’s fucking injured from Strictly.

That’s what Mary said when Jeffrey was convicted of perverting the course of justice. But yes, Cameron is fucking shit. Pity Jofra is in the ODI squad, could have got some running in and he’s no worse a footballer than Cameron or Downs. Mind you, Bristol and England cricketers doesn’t go well…