Gloucester Saint

Ronnie Biggs would have done a job even

As long as the person from the Palace play off semi hasn’t turned up again and shat in them (Poyet’s famous email).

Fed up and hard to blame him. Had to endure Nathan Jones and Russell Martin who makes the mad Welshman look like Brian Clough. Probably got PTSD.

Depends how much Rasmus and Dragan have had to drink or whatever it is they’re taking. Not on the same planet as anyone else in the entire sport.

Nice virtue-signalling armband though.

That did the trick 😂

Can’t believe they have held out for nearly 30 minutes. No chance of pulling off an upset over 90 minutes.

Russ won’t sub his buddy though - and the midfield already has all the bite of a field of 🐑. Seeing Lesley trap it 15 yards would be a laugh though.

They are bound to target the only two genuine footballers we have - Dibling and Fernandes. Lallana is the third when fit.

Doesn’t know whether he’s having a shit or a haircut

I’m finding it funny in a gallows humour way but appreciate not everyone will. This is worse than Jones, Branfoot, Pellegrino, the lot.

Lesley makes Carlton Palmer’s first ‘touch’ look like MLT’s 😂

I wish he had Luke’s aim in front of goal that he has on the dartboard.

If I was their PA, I’d be playing that at HT to troll Saints. Look like tarts and playing like them.

It is dreadful. Rasmus must have serious issues with alcohol or some other substance to think this is professional standard or vaguely acceptable.

Needs to be fitted with mirrors.

BBC Sport ‘Do Southampton ever learn? Almost make a huge mistake passing it around at the back’

Russ will have a stiffy at that.

Will you be watching the game despite your injury in the Liverpool game?

There or Norwich are his ideal jobs.

Duck will be quacking furiously at the screen when he does.

Happened under Ralph in a home game v Brighton, RH froze out Alex afterwards for a while in frustration at not coming off.

I try to feature beers that are local or not easy to get hold of in my native Hants and more common to where we live now but tonight feels like a bitter night being mild in temperature so I’ve put the rarer winter beers to one side that I’ve been having in the cold snap and poured a Thornbridge Lord Marples instead for the game. Very good it is too, lovely head, a subtle fruitiness of citrus and 🍐, dry and bitter finish. Bottled conditioned with live yeast so has some of the smoothness of cask.

Duly noted and bookmarked.