‘Right boys I want to see the usual please.
Nice slow start. Defend way too deep inviting a lot of unnecessary pressure early on. I want to see wayward passes. Caught asleep out of position and ball watching. If we have the ball we go sideways or back. I’d like our midfield to be absent at times and easily overrun. I’d like our attack to be ‘clueless’ and if we get up to the final third your backs must must must be to the goal at all times.
Then we’ll have a chat at half time and start playing a bit better ‘