SaintNate

Daft twat

Good things happen when you play through the middle.

Won't know unless we try. They are shite at attacking crosses, that much is obvious.

Why does absolutely nothing go through the middle? Gutless attack.

Wood is pure entertainment. Could go fucking anywhere when he puts his head on it. I'd laugh if not for crying.

Only because they turn out their under 11's.

Dreadful. This will be another loss.

This commentator is possibly the worst I have ever heard. Constantly confusing Edwards for Jander. Also, know when to shut the fuck up man. Non stop mouth diarrhea.

Get him up front, no worse than Rod Stewart or the yank. I'm only half joking too.

Two Tier Kier scores another exceptionally sensational own goal.

This club must be cursed or something. Bloke has been abhorrent. What the hell even is his system? No style, no intent, no energy. Just bleh.

Will Still is massively out of his depth. Absolute fraud.

Woeful.

Brilliant signing. Between the twitter admin, House and Ryan Mason, I was starting to doubt it!! Welcome TF!

So long! Enjoy another relegation fight mush.

I'd visit her training ground without permission from my manager.

None actually confirmed yet. Think Azaz is having a medical today, Jander (DM) is travelling here for a medical. Fellows to have medical tomorrow and this Scienza fella has agreed personal terms. Have to think these all go through?

Getting rid of all the walking football Martin plodders and bringing in some players with quality. Brilliant stuff this.

Players want to play in the Premier League. Only been here a year or so and they will likely double their money. It's shit and all that, but if the player made it clear that he wants to go to the Prem, what can you do? Going to a poor Wet Spam team, best of luck kid.

Bugger

Foot like a Lexus or Lexi, it's the Japanese Mercedes.

THE LITTLE ASIAN LAD WITH A SCREAMER

Wee man, good start to the season for him.