SaintNate

Has Ross Stewart finally arrived? Sensational strike.

I'd like to get my hands on her lucky charms.

Stewart deserved that. Should have taken the pen, he's looked very lively.

Sharpest object in a box of spoons.

Fellows too??? This guy is a fucking clown.

Takes off Azaz and puts in weeman. We are cooked.

Will Still wishes he was Russell Martin. Fuck me we are dreadful.

Daft twat

Good things happen when you play through the middle.

Won't know unless we try. They are shite at attacking crosses, that much is obvious.

Why does absolutely nothing go through the middle? Gutless attack.

Wood is pure entertainment. Could go fucking anywhere when he puts his head on it. I'd laugh if not for crying.

Only because they turn out their under 11's.

Dreadful. This will be another loss.

This commentator is possibly the worst I have ever heard. Constantly confusing Edwards for Jander. Also, know when to shut the fuck up man. Non stop mouth diarrhea.

Get him up front, no worse than Rod Stewart or the yank. I'm only half joking too.

Two Tier Kier scores another exceptionally sensational own goal.

This club must be cursed or something. Bloke has been abhorrent. What the hell even is his system? No style, no intent, no energy. Just bleh.

Will Still is massively out of his depth. Absolute fraud.

Woeful.

Brilliant signing. Between the twitter admin, House and Ryan Mason, I was starting to doubt it!! Welcome TF!

So long! Enjoy another relegation fight mush.

I'd visit her training ground without permission from my manager.

None actually confirmed yet. Think Azaz is having a medical today, Jander (DM) is travelling here for a medical. Fellows to have medical tomorrow and this Scienza fella has agreed personal terms. Have to think these all go through?

Getting rid of all the walking football Martin plodders and bringing in some players with quality. Brilliant stuff this.