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Milts when I saw this happen I was sure you were going to start a 'Lambert to Newcastle' thread!

On the saints web index page, for the muppet show it says that pornographic images are strictly forbidden. But as we know, in real life one mans porn is another mans athena poster of a lady playing tennis showing her bottom cheek, which itself was seen as porn in ye olden days by some elderly people. Having spent a bit of time mooching around the muppet show area recently I’ve noticed some confusion about what is artistic, what is educational and what is just dirty porn. As a responsible team, we can help each other learn where the boundaries are with a list. Let me know other things that have been posted and were fine, or stuff that got removed and as we learn about additional stuff it can be added here and I’ll update the OP until I get bored, it drops off the first page, or I get a life Cool with mod lords Statue with a penis Horse with an erection Whale with a semi bird with her top off eating a banana but with hair covering baps Not cool with mod lords Woman with tounge in dogs bottom Tubgirl octopus on woman's head with a tentacle in her mouth boobs are back to being a no no again, regardless of if it’s Vanessa Hudgens, still a no no A man putting his winkle up a car exhaust is not art afterall A mans face with a moustache which is actually a lady bush isn’t good either, despite not being able to see her lady parts at all and it being movember

Do you mean yourself St Matty? If we are all doing this now, can I have minute 40 in the next home game as I'll go down for a beer at that point and it'll seem like people are clapping me as I get up and walk down. Cheers.

The half man half biscuit thread in the lounge got me thinking about which would be best, a biscuit base with the top half of a man, or the bottom half of a man with a biscuit topping. I came to the conclusion the version with the biscuit base would be better as with the other option, at some point if you ate it you’d technically have put a knob in your mouth. Very quickly I decided that either option was a bit bent so I started thinking about mermaids and which would be better, traditional mermaid or a reverse mermaid? Naturally this has led me on to think about which other combination of two different types of things would work well together and why? From a hunting perspective - a Cheetark: The body of a cheetah/head of a shark – This would be lethal with the speed of a cheetah, and it’d chop pray into bits with one bite of a great white shark For navigation – a CatNav – The body of Cat Deeley/with satnav head – Great looking body and when in the car she just tells you the facts about where you need to go, no other small talk. You can also switch to silent if you have enough of her voice For fun – a Seamaid – The bottom half of a seahorse, the top half of a traditional mermaid – Just because the mermaid top would be so pleased she’s finally got rid of the fish half, then she’d look down and see a seahorse bottom half and she’d be like “FFS how unlucky am I”

Time of the month

great quality, thanks

Maybe the woman covered their tracks, but the guys they were seeing were less careful

On what minute is her applause for those still not over this shocking event yet?

For slim girls, yeah. But why do fatties think that wearing these things is a good thing? I saw one the other day and her leggins were stretched so much they were almost see through and she was massive, wearing the smallest thongs the were suffocating between her butt cheeks.

Someone I know did a link in the week to a photo of a girl she knows, saying “Please vote for my gorgeous mate Becky.......just click on the photo and then like it” So I thought I’ll have a look to see what it was all about as the girl Becky looked a right scary mofo. Turns out it’s for the face of DV8 Bournemouth 2013. There are some right hotties you can vote for, I would feel a bit sorry for Becky as she’s not even in the same league as most of them, but then I remember that it’s her that’s added the picture of herself so she must see herself a lot differently! Here’s her Here’s the competition!!! http://www.facebook.com/#!/media/set/?set=a.534751553221614.137043.167229503307156&type=1

Bit of a misleading title. Train hitting a person is as much a train crash as a car hitting a bird is a car crash

If you recycle it over 50 times it becomes amyl nitrate Bears

Some people on facebook (mainly girls) seem to think their ‘friends’ are interested in seeing the most uninteresting things. The obvious ones are pictures of everything they have to eat and their boring children, but what other totally boring or weird stuff have you seen and thought why the feck have you gone to the effort of uploading that? Here’s a couple I’ve seen, both uploaded by girls (who seem to be the worst offenders) A picture of a handbag with a burn mark A dead Horse at the side of the road under a tarpaulin

Only the second time you did it

Also I have no idea why I used the expression "one's" in the thread title when I started it last year, I must have been trying to be posh for some reason?

Sorry for slow reply lds (hey if you were latter saint day we could shorten it to lsd which would be apt, anyhew I digress). The meatballs were the normal tesco ones the other day, but I've just eaten a tin of value ones (the credit crunch has finally hit me). I will report back later on/tomorrow if my wee smells

Maybe that's why

He's only just become a non mod so you should be ok now, unless he's kept hold of his infraction button? I just got the chop from my job but when I left I didn't return my business cards, that'll teach them!

Yeah what's the name of that nightshift mod?

Saint Clark is no longer a mod, so is he still allowed?

Steve has to share some of the blame since his introduction of monthly targets, it's putting a lot of preassure on the mods towards month end. But then again you've gone and got yourself into trouble needlessly by calling Milts something he's heard several times already, I thought you'd be more original than that Turkish. I guess we should be pleased that the mods are still located in the UK and have an understanding of british humor. I can't say where from, but I heard steve is considering getting rid of all the current mods and replacing them with some offshore mods in India.

WHAAAAAAT... you are not called Turkish?

What you are married, I thought you were about 12 years old (see what I did there as well)

Turkish should get infractions for overuse of the * symbol in the thread title (unless that's a really long swear word that has been filtered out!)

Tokyo you are too quick