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But at least we all helped clear up the gray/grey area of what's allowable and what's not allowable and now we know nawks are not ok unless they are on a statue or covered with hair, so it was a kind of trade off for knowledge, and for that you should be proud!

You do realise that fans of every football club include divs and numnuts and as such all football forums will contain this sort of stuff? I really don't think the rest of the football world are going to jump on this thread as an opportunity to shame the fan base of SFC!

That's unfair, anyone with any gay tendencies will naturally think of a different sort of bandit, not everyone thinks like Danny Dyer

You can try but I’m not sure he’ll go in there, it’s pretty obvious from his pretending to out you as a different user that he fancies you, that’s why he won’t leave you alone, it’s one of those ‘pretend not to like someone and be mean to them, when really you just want them’ situations. At the moment he won't do as you say as he doesn't want people to see through him and realise he's got a man crush

Maybe it's an age thing, but I've read this several times and it may as well be in a different language!

Good work! Paltrow was one of the things that put me off as she reminds me of Chris Martin and he makes me angry. I'm out of my corner and watching it now, ta

I thought about watching this when searching for something just after 9, but after the light-heartedness of xfactor it sounded a bit heavy. As you've endorsed it I've put it on now, can you quickly update me with what I’ve missed in the first 15 minutes Baz?

Is there any spare room in there?

oh no, now I don't know if I'm coming or going!

I love this thread as I can finally be myself. I really think this forum should have a sub-forum for grumpy moaning!

Or they stop just inside/outside shop doorways

Now that would be a christmas day worth getting dressed for!

Thankfully the end of the world is only a couple of weeks away

Indeed and what about adults with no children and no girlfriend/wife. I absolutly hate christmas. I've got several friends that invite me to spend christmas day with their families, which is lovely of them, then I feel bad trying to explain to them why I'd rather sit at home on my own in my undercrackers drinking JD and watching tv christmas day, rather than having to drive/walk to theirs and spend the day pretending to be happy as their children climb all over me.

Ugggggh yeah, I bolded the bit that said "I am this Dune" thus my comment about the admission, ie you said "I am this Dune". It was a joke, hence the but I'll get my coat and go stand in the corner facing the wall and feel the shame of having to try and explain a joke, which clearly indicates it wasn't funny

AHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAA - finally an admission!

Not seen these anywhere and didn't catch any interviews. Seen a couple of posts talking about what he said, can anyone post details please. Ta

fu ck off christmas Also some new people have moved into the flat above me who are clearly elephants judging by the stomping around they do. I'd like to go up and ask them to stop stomping about but if they are total knobs (like a lot of people these days) they could just do it more to annoy me!

How anyone can call the opportunity to post unlimited pictures of octopus porn and tramps in the muppet show area a waste is beyond me!

At least we can focus on the league after that game

Behave. Just because he's delivered back to back promotions, this doesn't mean he knows not to eat yellow snow, how to crisp up soft tortilla chips, etc. There's a world of advice to give and to hear.

If you're wanting help from someone, wouldn't it make sense that it's you that should make the effort? You could pay £5 and send Hypo as many PM's as you want. Maybe hypo doesn't want to contact you via facebook on the basis he has no idea who you are and what you may do with his name/details once you know who he is in the real world!

Matty gonna be on dancing on ice, maybe?

Don't wear sunglasses on the tube, there's no need, it's not that bright down there