Spudders

Surely a new thread for weather girls Zep!

Somone needs to forward the memo onto Alexis Green who is currently trying to outdo herself on a daily basis in a dress like a middle aged woman competition.

Set a trap for the rat, that'll come in useful post apocalypse!

Also, does ANYONE actually find this attractive?

So long as he wasn't using you phone, that call will cost you otherwise, check you bill Bearsy, check your bill

Was he over at your house this morning? Again.

Why are you looking at letters, you can see her pants, that's all I can look it. I'm hoping it's like one of those pictures that if you stare at long enough you see something behind it!

I though Chris Moyles was killed by someone called Grimmo several months ago? Do you mean the ghost of Chris Moyles?

At least if the radio station give her the chop she can do some pics for nuts magazine if it's still going.

Today we’re going to think about where to go and what you’ll need. You should already have a supplies storage area? If you haven’t don’t worry we’ll talk about that now as well. Chances are if your supplies were located in an urban area they are already under a pile of burning rubble, with the walking dead close by. Don’t worry, you can follow the same approach as people without a supply storage area, which is as follows: Our very own forum member Jillyanne has made a critical mistake which will ultimately cost her her life. By openly admitting she has three freezers full of food and a shed load of tins in the cupboard she has made herself a target. (Poor girl, as if the apocalypse wasn’t bad enough!). If you have a supply stash, DO NOT tell people where it is. If you do not have a stash head to Jillyannes, remember that she’ll be hiding in her garage so depending on your priorities you may wish to pop in there first for a bit of post apocalypse in/out. Another thing to remember is that it’s not worth stockpiling too much frozen food. Electricity will be down. Don’t be fooled by the various cheap frozen food currently on offer in supermarkets. Vol au vents, butterfly king prawns and mini duck pancakes are fine as a light snack at a Christmas party, but they won’t provide the energy levels required for raping, murdering and pillaging. So stick with tinned food, colehill has suggested corned beef which is fine, as is spam. If you are a vegetarian I’d suggest the apocalypse may not be for you, if you are not already dead, try and pursue that option as quickly as you can. Other than the clothes you are wearing, some tinned food and a tin opener, travel light and live off the land (if you have a pen and a Sudoku book you may as well take it as you can use the pen to stab people with and use the book pages to wipe your arse after number twos. With regards to location, it doesn’t matter where you go, nowhere is safe. Once you’ve left Jillyannes food stash follow your gut instinct, if you don’t have any instinct for this sort of thing try and hook up with colehillsaint until your muster up the courage to kill and eat him. Here’s todays countdown photo:

You may take some comfort from the shock and pain that any of your rapers get when they feel your concealment!

I don’t know why you think I was winding you up, apologies if it seemed like that, I promise you that wasn’t the case, I’m genuinely interested in the different reactions around what’s happened in this case. I supposed as Doctoroncall mentions in the post after yours, some people can brush off criticism whereas others take things more personally, as this lady did. Also I suppose we all perceive things differently, I really don’t see that this should have been a big issue, my understanding was that it wasn’t even a disciplinary issue with the hospital, but just a telling off and move on. I can’t understand how (even for the most sensitive of person) that escalates into a situation where life is just not worth living anymore? Which is why I think she must have had other things going on in her head (but as bridge too far pointed out earlier, I have no idea if that were the case or not, I'm just guessing)

Maybe it wasn’t through choice, maybe there was an awkward premature event which is why colehill doesn’t want to talk about it.

Why isn't it?

This just appeared in my newsfeed............

Are all the girls going PinkScarf?

If your neighbours have any dogs colehill, it may be worth you practicing now, let us know how it goes!

My god, it’s like a lot of other people have also lost the ability to think rationally as well!! She made a mistake whilst at work and put the call through to another nurse who in turn gave out some personal information. Remember, we’re talking about the nurse that put the call through, she’s not even the one who actually gave out a patients personal information! But regardless of which nurse did what, they made one small mistake and not even a critical one. Between them they gave out one persons personal details. As I said on the previous page, most people make the odd mistake or two at work, you just learn from it and move on. I can understand these nurses feeling a bit embarrassed about the whole situation, but their names weren’t made public before the death so to use words like global humiliation and distress is typical of society these days, people always want to make things into a drama!

People like the stain will bugger anything given the chance, it'll be a dog eat dog world out there in less than two week. If there were teletubbies throwing foam balls about, the stain would be right in there, ripping down the back of their tubbygrows and buggering away as soon as! You'll end up doing it yourself once your corned beef stocks run out, just to get some more food. Jillyanne has a massive stockpile, we can set the stain on her!

Just as well this thread is helping you prepare for it then, you might have a fighting chance by the time we get to the day. But the way, what sort of apocalypse were you thinking of, teletubbies throwing foam balls at people!

If anyone knows where Jillyanne lives, pm me, looks like we've got a ready made food stash!

Laura Trant Alexis Green

Of course I don't. But as I said on the previous page (post 27 & 31), if she really did kill herself (leaving behind two children without a mother) based on this one prank, than I have no sympathy for her at all.

So you think she killed herself purely based on this one event? Don't be so pathetic, that's hardly the same sort of thing is it!

I'm not sure about that test anyway, I think Tokyo tricked us with some subtle mind games, planting ideas in our heads so we'd choose answers that make us seem gay!