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I don't like it when you all fight like this, I shouldn't have to see you all being nasty to each other and that, it might damage me in the future I've never been a mod anywhere, I can't cope with the power, I'd delete anyone who didn't post in the muppet show on a regular basis. I was looking on the saintsweb homepage the other day at all the user names and clicking on the ones I'd never heard of, some of them have never posted, they're like forum ghosts.

the stain was on forums before the internet was invented, he used to mod his own paper forum!

Care in the community, it’s nice that Bears is allowed on here

Good call colehill, I'll make travel tomorrows subject, but my advice would be to ensure that if you survive the initial onslaught, make sure you are wearing footwear you can run in, tell your wife flip-flops are a no-no. You may also wish to highlight to her the scale of the end of the world as it sounds like she's confusing it with an increase in fuel prices?

Massive meteor crashing into the solent, obvious innit.

No no no, not postponed, according to the op cancelled!!!

Do you have any allergies?

sometime between 12.01 am and 11.59 pm pap, although it's less clear which time zone this is applicable for!

4 days to go and despite yesterdays warning not to get too hung up on it being Zombies as there’s only a small chance of that happening, Jillyanne seems to have become obsessed in the detail of a zombie attack. For anyone who is not Jillyanne, please just skip the next paragraph. Jillyanne, apparently they are allergic to Peanuts, pollen and mold. You may be able to capture some zombies (good luck) and carry out some additional testing for your Bran Flakes and weird leaves but it’s a risky strategy, I’m no expert but I’d advise staying away from them or just killing them, rather than feeding them bran flakes. For everyone but Jillyanne, take a break from planning today, you’ve earnt it. Sit back with a cup of tea and chuckle to yourself whist you think about how much more prepared for killing you are compared with others who are thinking about trying to give invaders an upset tummy or seeing if they have gluten allergies Here's todays countdown photo:

These sort of updates would be ok, but the reality is that you know it'd be more like, "eaten rat for tea again tonight, here's a photo" and "hid behind some rocks again today, here's a photo of the rocks in black & white"

Don't forget the old sun cream WC, lots of it!

Here's a weather forcast I've just seen for this coming week, cold Monday to Thursday but Friday is looking a little warmer!

I have no idea what this means so I'm going to assume this is some sort of coded mesage to someone else on the forum, maybe groups are forming already in the hope of survival?

Good call Jillyanne, great film to help you prep and I think ET is on this afternoon as well!

Jillyanne here’s some info related to dogs and zombies (although as I mentioned earlier, be prepared for non zombie risks as well). Dogs recognize the zombie virus and go a bit spazzy if they sense it. It turns out that when it comes to zombies, all dogs are total chickens and will leg it if they can, even biting you to get away, so there’s no need to swap your dog for a different make now, whatever you have you may as well kill it and use it for food as it’ll be of no other use to you and if you don’t do it some else will (in the case of colehillsaint he’ll also rape it before/after). If a dog is bitten it’ll turn into a dog zombie but then it’ll try and walk around slowly with its front paws stretched out in front of it and will therefore just slowly grind it’s face off on the floor (so in summary dogs are even more stupider once zombied up). Don’t throw away your Bakers Complete biscuits or Wainrights trays as you can eat that yourself or use it to barter with other survivors, or some types of alien. Is that true? If so how quickly and would it be a pain free death? No wonder vets don't make that sort of info common knowledge, this could save many people spending money on vets bills! Non of the super computer tests came back with any fish data, which means we can conclude that the zombies didn't touch the fish (so if there is a zombie attack and you can hold your breath for a long time, hide under the little stone bridge, or behind the little stone castle in your fish tank).

I’m worried, very worried. There’s been too much focus on zombies!!!! Be prepared for all sorts of threats, there’s no documented information from the last apocalypse that was won by God, all we know is that he was the last survivor, but we don’t what he survived, it may have been zombies, aliens or robots, but it could have easily been werewolves, dragons, ewoks or killer smurfs, we just don’tknow! I’ve got some data back for Jillyanne about pets which I’ll post separately, but please don’t just expect zombies as if something totally different happens next Friday your survival strategy could be fooked instantly. Here’s todays countdown photo, which is also educational:

Bit off topic, but do you have a link to the tampon forum, ta.

Good question Jillyanne, I'll run some pet related test scripts through my supercomputer apocalypse program and get back to you tomorrow as it'll take a few hours to input the parameters and run the scenarios

With some types of forums (not sure if it's the same with all) when members are banned, they can still view the forum just as they could do if they weren't a member to start with, so if they view they will still show up in the members viewing section if they are logged in.

My understanding is that the last survivor (be that zombie or human) is the winner. Once there’s a winner they become the next god and are given the chance to create the next world and universe. The last apocalypse winner was a white bearded old man, this time it could be you and the next god would still be a white bearded old man so we’ll have some continuity between this and the next universe! I think once this cycle happens 10 times, all of the universe gods compete against each other in a total wipeout universe challenge.

They will miss it Whitey (so I heard from a bloke at the pub) as they will rise as part of the event itself. I guess they could hope there is another apocalypse within a few days of the first one, but I’m not sure if the living dead would be to bothered about the whole event experience (I may try and remember to ask one after next Friday).

What are you talking about, its good advice, you need to think about this sort of thing. When it all happens you need to know you are with some people who will work with you rather than against you (at least until you get to the point when it really does become every man for himself, it which case you're gonna get more meat out of choping up your mate as a food source, rather than your stringy grandmother who has very little meat on her!!!!

Sorry you’re right I’ve been slacking on the update front and it’s sloppy. I’ve been busy planning on who I’m going to kill first, you don’t realise how many people you dislike until you see an opportunity to be able to kill, rape and maim in a lawless environment without any legal retribution, then suddenly it’s hard to decide who’s gonna get it first. Some of you may wish to spend your last days on the planet after the event, wanting to be with the people you love. If that’s the case, good for you & I hope you enjoy the experience of being ripped apart by zombies as you’re trying to protect your parents who are too old and slow to outwalk them. Personally I feel being bitten by the walking dead might actually add a bit of life to my otherwise boring parents, so I’m opting to be near some younger more agile people who can protect themselves. So with six days to go, start to plan who you want to rely on when it all kicks off, your family (which probably includes older people and females) who would be useless in a post-apocalyptic landscape, or some mates who you trust will have your back when it comes to the killing to survive part, it’s your choice! Here’s todays countdown photo:

What's the street value for a gram of this these days?

Was it 'pooh' Bearsy? He sold his pooh to tourists? I've heard that holiday makers at the beach often buy all sorts of shyte