Spudders

ugh, outfractions?

I did say 'less' likely!

When you post the video, are you using the 'insert video' function on the forum eric, or just pasting the url? (third button from the right) Click on that button and then add the url into the box and..............

I dunno, do you currently have that view? If yes = yes If no = no Unless you get up really late and then I guess things may have changed a bit, but by that point your curtains may be on fire, so you may want to avoid touching them?

I fu cking hate christmas, however I do like East 17 stay another day.

If you were a real man you'd carry her!

Spudgun isn't sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing? :?

Tokyo doesn't care about Hypo, he's just got the hump as he hasn't got any forum enemies at the moment, it's a short term tactical move to try and get people to dislike him by getting onside with Hypo as he's the current enemy numro uno. Once this has all blow over Tokyo will just toss him off like he did Bearsy.

I'm not happy about this Turkish, sometimes people shorten my user name to Spudz and I feel the word Spuz could cause confusion around if people are referring to me or a spaz!

You’ve made an assumption God is a democratic entity, whereas in reality he’s more akin to Stalin, he’s a doer rather than an asker*! (*Dear god, I was just joking, please forgive me on Friday as I am very very sorry)

As requested, today we’ll think about transportation and movement from location to location in the days after the apocalypse, before you die. If any of your family are like colehillsaints wife and think it be better to get the bus as they don’t want to risk getting the car damaged with all the carnage, they’re not comprehending what the end of the world means! The reality is that we’re all going to die Friday or in the following few weeks, so is there really any point in trying to survive those extra weeks anyway? If you do want to drag it all out so you can see lots of pain and suffering and maybe participate in some looting, raping and pillaging, then you are going to need to get about! The better transportation you can find, the more of a target you’ll be to others trying to nick your wheels. Colehill has referenced two things, a dirt bike and an unstoppable bull dozer. I’d question if a bull dozer that travels at walking pace is really unstoppable? I’ll leave you to think about that. A dirt bike would be great but sooner or later some big bully like the stain will nick it from you (and he’ll probably give you AIDS for fun at the same time). So your best option for wheels isn’t wheels, it’s your feet. These are less likely to be stolen from you, so get yourself some footwear that you can run in as you’re likely to be doing a lot of that if you survive. If you are a total fatso you are doomed, don’t bother prepping over the last few days, just get some family sized bags of doritos (two for one at tescos at the moment) and enjoy your last couple of days. Here's todays countdown photo:

Are you questioning Gods ability to instantaneously create a giant asteroid from absolutely nowhere!

I don't know OED means (because I am thick). Can a young person let me know what OED means, ta.

Do you spank it?

Was your cat bummed by a monkey or a gay?

Problem sorted dumbo

Also Tokyo has done a symbol pointing up at my post saying I used the word dumb when I never, I suppose I could add it in so that it makes him look less dumb

The worrying thing is that other than the dumb incontinent thing (honest) this could be me you are talking about!

Good quick correction of the "dead, dumb and blind" bit, I was gonna double check if he really was dead, or if you were just being dumb

Yeah but don't forget that this forum doesn't tolorate consistency so that means nothing

Yeah just saw that, think I said spazzer in a post earlier as well, so I'm in the naughty corner.

Why don't you arrange the fight for before the end of the world, Saturday's no use to anyone is it!

The stain will probably be meticulously planning on how he’s going to rape your parents and Bearsys cat (to give it double aids!)

ok I'll do it. Tokyo you are a big poopoo face

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