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Internet dating websites allowed me to learn that I've not got a face for Internet dating.

Who said the muppet show wasn't educational! I just googled to see who this was not realising it's the fella I posted up the picture of, the oldest tattoo artist in the world. Cheers 1885, you've helped me learn stuff tonight.

It's the secret sub forum that all the filth that gets removed by any mods gets put into, only the mods have access! (Also Tokyo probably has special acess rights as most of the images are ones that he added to the forum in the first place).

Thanks for specifics, I'll adjust from tomorrow when we hit the magic number of 8510

Good work WC, I'm all over this next apocalypse! Here's todays countdown pic:

I'm just glad I used 8 o's rather than 7, otherwise it'd be like you were calling me a co ck, but thankfully we used totally different words!

Just over a week to go and you'll be able to say that joke is soooooooo 2012!

Milts why have you put stars instead of the word boss?

You'd be more realistic to hope for three pints on NYD really

Hopefully a monkey soldier or an old man covered in tattoos might cheer you up?

Sorry to hear that milts, I was fed up once as well. The best thing to cure being fed up is to become un-fed up. I will see if I can find some pictures to post to try and cheer you up, BRB.................

They actually showed the santa goal on MOTD, wowzers, just shows how poor the actual game was when half time entertainment was a highlight!

It takes a big man to admit a mistake stain, this morning you can class yourself as a big man (only this morning though, you have until mid day, enjoy).

Why are you being so disrespectful to high flying executives and tarring them all with the same brush? No one likes an executiveist stain, executivisum just ain’t saintly.

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Yeah it's a bit annoying isn't it!

Is anyone else having any problems with their end of world experience? Nothing's happening with mine, it just seems to be normal outside, not happy about this!

It's all moot anyway Tokyo, we'll be dead soon! I'm off outside now so I can see people melt. Catch ya in the next life!

Ain't ever gonna happen! I've got post apocalypse/non apocalypse plans and advice of my own! Jillyanne has already said she's working tomorrow, the first day after a non-apocalypse on a post apocalypse thread and the thread starter won't even be about to offer advice, poor. She's parked her burger van outside my burger emporium and I’m so confident of my product I’m even happy to come on this thread and try her burgers and baps.

You're in the eye!

Bearsy, I’ve rated this post five stars as I laughed a lot when reading it. This reminds me of one of the times I went to a strip club in Bournemouth. You’re not allowed to touch the girls there and to be honest I’m not sure what the attraction is with paying money to look at girls when you can’t touch them, it’s a bit frustrating really. I can look at girls and not touch them from the comfort of my own home on my computer. Anyhew, I’d had a lot to drink and a chick came up and talked to me and because I’m all nice and wanting to get to know her and that, we went for a private dance and had a really good chat, but then she said that my time had run out, but because we were having a nice chat and it was so easy to stay chatting by just giving them my credit card details I did that, so we could talk a bit more. But then she said she should probably dance for me a bit as well, as that’s what she was supposed to be doing so she danced whilst we talked for a bit and then she sat back down so we could talk properly for a bit more. I ended up spending £600 on that conversation and a bit like your boss mocking you, my friends were in stiches the next day that I’d spent that much money on a girl and hardly even got any dancing out of it let alone anything else.

Wishing you all a Happy Apocalypse day and all the best for a fast and pain free death! Don’t forget to warm up and stretch before doing any escaping on foot today, the last thing you’ll want when you’re being chased is to pull a muscle.

Hey it hasn't not happened yet! I'm sure Jillyanne has lots planned for Saturday (if we get that far)!

posted by mistake You'd think the forum would allow you to delete your own posts really!

I just had a quick look on sky news and many parts of the uk are starting to flood as well!