Spudders

Sadly I don't believe Miltonroader could ever have balls as big as yours crabs.... or could he?

Wasn't it you who put it on the old saintsforever site?

Start one about tubgirl Milts, it's St Chalets favourite video too

I guess it depends on who you are going with? My advice is to ensure there are other benefits of your trip, for example if Christopher Maloney doesn’t excite you in real life like on the telly, have another purpose of the trip, if you are going with a girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/civil partner, you could just play eye-spy, whereas if you are going with a friend you could play spot the nipples as you scan the excited crowds. If you are going on your own you can just plan who you would like to abduct, however if you are going to x factor live on your own you probably don’t need me to tell you that one do you!

(1) Regardless of what we all think of traffic wardens, the law states you should not park on double yellows, not for an hour, not for 10 minutes, not to just quickly pop a food parcle in to starving children. If the warden had started writing the ticket, you'll still get it even if you drive off, you'll just get it via the post. (2) Ask yourself this question, would a police officer set up a speed camera in an area where he wasn't legally allowed to set it up?

Well it's a bit of a non-thread really isn't it, what sort of "serious" stuff did you honestly expect people to say - some sort of secret trick to get out of paying parking fines and speeding tickets? Basically you 'may' have been busted or you may not? There's only one thing you can do, sweat it for a couple of weeks and wait and see if anything arrives in the post. If a parking ticket or a speeding ticket (or both) arrives then pay it. If nothing arrives then count yourself lucky. Whilst you are waiting you can reflect on ways to avoid getting such fines in the future, for example by not parking on double yellows and by not speeding, or take the risk and face the risk of getting caught. The reason you have had a load of retarded answers is because you asked a retarded question in the first place.

Tubgirl?

To be fair it says in the mail link he was worried about getting stick, that could be just mocking. For example some sod could make up some sort of lotto based football song......... He stands just over six foot three Rickie, Rickie He won the f~~king lottery, Rickie Rickie His lotto ball skills take the p!ss He wants to remain anonyms Rickie Lambert Southamptons lotto machine

Glasgow told them

I've done a few 13 milers since Christmas, so far for 2013 i'm signed up for London marathon and the Bournemouth & Poole marathon

Can you clarify if these kisses are for the ladies, men or 50/50 split? Ta

Hi Tractor I have some good news and some bad news, the bad news is that whilst you were at footy practice Saturday I was seeing to your wife The good news is that you no longer need to worry about a third bad thing happening!

Stick her in the chapel end, get some songs going!

Already a thread on this http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?42275-Saints-UK-fan-distribution-according-to-Twitter

What is this real world that you speak of, sounds strange?

Liberty X at the BIC in Bournemouth was disappointing if I'm honest

Yes this! Imagine how confusing it would be for the ticket office where club X allocates us with 4 blocks, to be able to allocate tickets to our fans giving an option of which block they sit, with block 1 & 2 being the quiet blocks and 3 & 4 being the vocal supporting blocks. Why this kind of futuristic forward thinking idea would need some sort of mega super computer!

Are you able to just lock the car without setting the alarm?

We really need a YouTube complication to make this decision!

Sign David Beckham

Home team play skins

Free lip balm with each programme

Scrap the offside rule

I'd throw my season ticket into the car park at St Mary's and get the Echo to do a story on me and how outraged I am. (Then, next season I'd wear a fake moustache to games so people didn't know that I was me)