Spudders

I wish I'd gone to one of the Berlin love parades back in the 90's

I think Nigerian as there are so many people over there with millions in the bank, that there would be a good chance that a relation would die and I could have the money rather than it having to be transfered to the uk via a broker who'd take a percentage.

Simon Peach ‏@SimonPeach Just downloaded the @officialsaints app. Not really worth the £1.99, to be honest. Can't use existing video login & content needs tweaking.

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Ha, Benitez appointed by Chelsea already!

I like that Tokyo I wonder if this one is ok?

You should go to the site suggestions section and ask for the forum to have a whole sub-section for strange porn but with no porn allowed!

Spudgun waits on naughty step for notification re infractions!

doh, there was no nude bits or visible holes, surely no rules broken!!!!

You've come off very well so far

:lol: no no no, that's the name of the woman who wrote the blog that used the picture Tokyo!

Same with me, although I have a feeling it's a guy that looks like a girl? Not sure why I think that, but the fact that both Bear and Tokyo were aroused further highlights that suspicion!

saintbletch, the voice of logic & reason, the burster of Bear and Tokyos bubble of hope that there may be real life girls that visit the muppet show! Same picture and metaphore as used on this thread at bottom of page http://www.barstoolsports.com/bb3/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=326931&sid=24144296634bcf550043c175a1ad7375&start=150 and here http://elanajohnson.blogspot.co.uk/2011/01/outside-looking-in.html

you've clearly not read his book on tanks have you! http://www.amazon.com/Modelling-T-55-Main-Battle-Osprey/dp/1841769002

Yeah I'm much more inclined to go with the attendance figure of a fan in the crowd rather than with the official figure provided by the club, I mean what do the club know? They've probably got faulty turnstiles or something, 3,000 fans could easily slip through undetected, that sounds plausible!

Crumbs, an initial allocation of 450 tickets, is that even a whole block?

No real surprise, they're worse than us apparently!

this reminds me of a few years ago when I lived in a block and someone left a tv out the front of the building near the road in the hope someone would take it away. After a couple of days it was still there so they taped a note to it saying 'do not touch'. The next morning it was gone.

That's my Movember attempt, not bad is it considering we're not even at the end of the month yet!

I've had a bike nicked from a shed when I lived in a house share, like you I was a bit annoyed and unnerved. It was nicked along with another bike and the other guy who had his bike nicked saw his bike when he was out a few weeks later, he knew 100% it was his due to marks, scratches, etc. I can't blame him for doing this, but rather than calling the police and waiting for whoever came out to get on it, he just nicked it back. Shame as whoever had it may have been able to lead the police to whoever had mine as well. I've also had a flat I rented broken into when I was out one day, that was worse, knowing they'd been in the place I was living. The strange thing was what was taken and what wasn't. They took two mp3 players that I'd just bought (one for me & one for my mrs at the time) but left a digital camera that was right beside the mp3 players, they also took a watch (but left a couple of better watches) and took a dvd of Gone in 50 seconds, that was it! Was very strange. I lived on the top floor in a block where the only other flat on that floor was the girl opposite me. I'm pretty sure it was her boyfriend as he was a little sh!tbag, I think I may have not pulled my door closed properly and when he left hers he saw it slightly open, so just legged it in, took a few small items and would have been able to have got down the stairs and out the building without her even noticing any difference if she'd been watching out her window to wave goodbye.

Danny Higginbotham dannysfc aka Benthelegend

I'm a grumpy single bloke that hates christmas, as such trees are surplus to requirement in my household!

Peter Crouch Mack rill