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No, while it never names parties specifically, it does take very nice potshots at three of them. Not UKIP, obvs. The comedy is self-perpetuating there.

It's the real life accuracy that swings it. A solid bed of c**ts.

Gove appears to be a f**king idiot and I personally am glad my kids did the majority of their education during a Labour government. Moreover, his free school policy seems precisely the sort of thing to encourage secretive religious whackjob schools to set up their own institutions outside of day to day scrutiny.

Well, there's always that danger. And I'll always face it

The Conservatives' greatest recent hero. Remember what you're voting for.

Conservatives get things done.

....with one of his own opinions. Largely, that you could probably do a tad better than mere regurgitator.

Easily? C'mon then. Detail a few of the steps. Let's start with the bit where an unelectable Labour party, keen to mend fences with big business, says that it's going to shrink the size of private industry.

Praise that could be applied to any tyrant in history.

I take it you've been asleep for the last five years.

The problem with just pulling someone else's list from the Internet and hoping it constitutes an argument is a complete lack of context. Privatisation of airports started in 1987, privatisation of railways began in 1993. Student loans were introduced by the Tories after the grant was phased out. The Conservatives provided the framework for all of this to happen, which is what Labour had to work with when they assumed office. That's a great deal of your list, isn't it? I mean, Labour could have re-nationalised stuff, and at some points, largely out of necessity, they did. There is also plenty of agonising about the inevitability of PFI, and many concerns from within the party that the whole PFI thing was privatisation by the back door (it was). For the Conservatives, privatisation is the only thing they know how to do. They get praised for knowing how to run an economy falsely. Selling everything you own does not equate to running an economy properly. If an individual did it, they would receive short term cash in exchange for a lot of long-term problems. That's precisely what happened with Thatcher's government, and precisely what is happening with with Cameron's government too. These c**ts need to be washed out before they do any more damage to our cherished institutions.

That's not why the left don't like Cameron. He's a f**king thief selling whatever isn't nailed down, and getting simpletons to blame it all on the poor or unemployed.

Dunno yet. Definitely not Tory. Haven't got a great deal of time for Labour either, but they're not the overt f**king bandits and obvious danger to public health that the Tories are. Doesn't really matter where I live anyway. Labour had a majority of over 18K last time. Stephen Twigg will be my MP.

The latest Cassetteboy. Excellent, although I also see that Labour are now attracting powerful non-political endorsements, such as resident political maverick Batman claiming he's going to vote Tory.

As ever, Sarnia, I'm only half-sure what you're going on about. Are you expressing a genuine affection for pink?

I just thought you'd be interested in the details of another heinous crime committed in the UK. How many other cultures do you know of that shrink helpless babies just to make them dunkable? You did right getting out.

Think I am in the US for this one. I will be with you in spirit.

The worry is that Jimmy D has gone mad with power, and that we might be witnessing the birth of a new type of super-mod, able to read multiple internet sites, map one username to another, and engage in ineffective mockery. A kind of troll-mod, if you will. All armed with the banhammer if you step out of line, complain too much, or take a pair of size ten DMs to someone's wildest fantasies. They say everything is good in moderation. I think that used to be true, but when Good Mods Go Bad, or even when Shít Mods Go Worse, they need to be put down.

There are plenty of ways to troll me that don't involve making the site look like a bunch of uneducated f**kers that are unable to spell*. *Even if that is largely true, we still wouldn't want to advertise it.

Don't encourage him. These mods need to get their priorities straight. He could have been correcting thread titles in the Lounge, but oh no, let's waste time stalking Turkish instead.

Fair play Goatboy. I was too busy being incensed with this nearby cruelty to pluck the correct word from my vocabulary. Shocking stuff.

Fkn superb, mods. You've excised a shítload of posts but still can't change the title. Great work, as always.

The wolves are circling, so I've decided to help Sarnia out. Look at this disgusting picture of a woman putting her baby in a cup, presumably containing a steaming beverage. We may not have gun-related problems, but my, what cruel bastards we are. This evil Brit even has the stones to call herself "World's Best Mummy". Sick innit, Sarnia?