Quickfire Double

Baldy

125 years, and we f u c k e d it up...

Patronising

Oats

I don't doubt I did!! http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/8212725.Saints_target_signs_new_deal/?ref=rss

Thanks - I was waiting for that!!

I await suggestions from negative types that Calderon not signing is indicative of the imminent implosion of the club. And an Echo story online highlighting mildly negative (to me) Saints news. And some clever reference to how the whole thing fell over due to the absence of an installment plan. And how it's all Cortese's individual fault. Maybe Calderon was waiting to see if the new kit would suit him and finally tired of the delay?!

Clever

Online

Guardian

Toes

Can

Tutti

Less (sorry SS, I dun a edit!)

Toilet humour

Opera

Weight

Strokes

Beard

Fish

Cloud

Hotdog-Flavoured Water

Arch

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it....! COYR!

The next time I'm sat in an open-plan office with two fingers of a premium cashmere-lined leather glove up my nostrils, you're welcome to drop by and see how normal you think it is!! .................... Dancing = Queen