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cont. .... and they caused a similar situation?

Went to Thorpe Park today. Had a brill time, even went on a scary ride. When we got our tickets the lad asked if I wanted to pay for parking! I told I did not but he informed me that I had to! Only £2 but what a ****ing liberty, when did this start? Anyway, we were some of the last to leave but found the car park absolutely rammed somsat on the grass and finished off our nosh half an hour passed and traffic still almost stationary so we made a move and joined the queue. I'm quite acquiessenent (sp) and assumed that some Poor soul had had an accident. A whole hour went by before we got to the barriers which turned out to be the source of the problem. They've got these new fangled scanners that read your ticket and they were absolutely slow as *^¥+. I was not happy. They should have just raised the barriers and let everyone out imo, it's not as if anyone was gonna try to sneak out without paying, they'd seen to that by mugging us all on the way in ffs. I am seriously considering writing a complaint but had a thought, how would saints cope if the rumoured scanners are introduced?

I think it's worth fifty quid, it really is in good nick.

/\ agreed. That lad's development would be best served by staying in ****esingersville, he was not that good, I've seen better at Butlin's.

You are not wrong I could not believe that tonight's dregs were the finalists. What a pile of crap, I'm a better singer than all of those chancers, and I can dance a bit.

But you're nowhere to be found for the second one!

If you cgnahe all the mdilde lerttes rnoud in a snetece it stlil maeks snese.

i am doing nothing of the sort after what he said about mrs hamster the other day. Now that IS a fact.

Today at Thorpe Park I stood for half an hour watching a hip-hop dance off. I was quite impressed.

When (THE GEORDIE) Alan Shearer came round my house for afternoon tea once, I said to him 'would you like a jam doughnut with your cup of tea Alan or a meringue?' He replied 'Nay hamster mon, you're reet, ah will have a jam dornut with ma cop a tay' I was flummoxed.

In spite of golf being very popular amongst saints players it OS still a waste of a good walk m I jest of course and am actually organising my works golf day at Paul Tons house next weekend.

You stay away from mrs h.

It is not actually a 'small World', it is very very big.

In golfing terms, if someone mentions Tiger W***s name you have to buy all the beer.

In Warwickshire there is a real life Far Canal

Rupert Lowe never actually shot the duck, it was his mate.

In one of my old Saints programmes it says we wore 'White and cherry red striped jerseys and black KNICKERS' I found that quite amusing.

If you laid all the people who live in Portsmouth end to end around the World, you'd drown half of the bastards.

I met Mark Dennis sat on a park bench and he sold me case of wine.

St Mary never actually visited Southampton

Rupert Lowe's dad had a Christmas number 1 hit in the 70's

Anyone want to makemmema decent offer for this to save ms sticking it on eBay? Box and all original bits included and genuinely hardly been used.

/\ I My lips are sealed

Just asked mrs h this and she tells me that she has 3! Well, I've known her a very long time and quite intimately I might add, I've only found two of them.

Will Young used to have a Saints player cook his socks. Fact.