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Sniff Petrol ‏@sniffpetrol Doorbell just rang, opened door, it's Danny Boyle, out of breath, have I got a box of matches he could borrow...?

Think so. Though the Yanks may have done a small bit of shouting. Ours was the worst display of "yoof culture"

Tedious Saints link. Sir Clive walking in with Team GB

GB tracksuits have to be the worst of the lot

USA going all Frank Spencer on us

Tom MacRae ‏@tommacwriter "And here come the Kryptonian representatives, doing remarkably well in all categories"

Danny Wallace ‏@dannywallace Qatar have sent about 9 people. A real nation of athletes. Bodes well for the World Cup.

Gary Lineker ‏@GaryLineker We're going to show a replay of the countries parade before the flame bit #BBCSport #London2012

Russia leading now. Mmmmmmm Sharapova

Odds were cut after a late surge in betting. Either him or Redgrave. Got to be.

Rather listen to her than Trevor Nelson prattle on.

My God! A white man waving the Kenyan flag!!! Danny Boyle you are shockingly airbrushing history! (pull pin, throw into Turkist/ColinJB argument)

Viz Comic ‏@vizcomic Our money's on Pippa's arse lighting the Olympic cauldron.

Storm brewing on Twitter Now there is an outcry with such great responses as And my personal favourite Ah you've got to love it.

He better have done an approved powerboat or FRC course to drive that craft

Without him we wouldn't be talking **** on here.

That's just ruined it for me. ****ING DIZZY RASCAL

West Ham getting into the stadium early

Shut up trevor ****ing nelson

Honestly why is Trevor Nelson involved in this commentary? The BBC's obbsession of trying to appeal to "the yoof" is really starting to p!ss me off.

How can anyone not love the Queen appearing in a sketch with 007. Fantastic.

I don't think it's that bad really. Don't know why Trevor Nelson is commentating with Huw Edwards though.

I like them.

Did you see Jeremy Hunt ***tting some women with his bell? Here's the Disco re-mix in case you did'nt Saw it this morning. Still laughed at it when I saw it on the news this evening.

He really is unbelievable