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Must be a great stag night if you're on here.

Why do we even bother to turn up? We are never going to win!

I'm not voting for any of them. Waste of money.

Armenia. For 2 very good reasons.

Georgia. Not too shabby.

Not good on the high notes at all there. Do you reckon they put the "DO NOT VOTE FOR THE UK" bit on TV screen's over the rest of Europe

My god. It's the late 80's/early 90's all over again! Where's Rik Astley?

And now for the worst one of the night no doubt

Greece is awful. But is sums up Eurovision so well. It is appalling Europop. And for that reason. It should be up there rivalling Moldova's!

The wings were their "Bucks Fizz" moment Not too bad but not great either.

Oh god. Serbia. This is terrible. Sound like it should have been used in the Borat film (and I know he is supposed to be from Khasakstan)

I don't like this guy already. And he hasn;t started yet.

And a neon violin! Yup. Best yet. (Nothing like dodgy euro pop!)

I think we have a winner! Excellent use of a sax solo and dodgy costumes. Moldova!

Nodded off during that one. Doing an Ireland there and putting in a cr@p one so they don't have to host it next year as it is too expensive.

That was awful. Bloody Dagoes.

Azerbajan - The bookies favourite I believe. (Ours was at 175-1) She's not too shabby

Bet our entry is cr@p

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8712806.stm If only they had sold them to Beardy Branson.....

And them!

The Welsh People who brake everytime another car comes towards them. People who drive along braking pointlessly People who drive along at 30mph when they have left the 30 limit and are now in a 60mph limit (yes I've just been for a drive)

Anyone who appears in an advert for "we buy any car" The Welsh

Don't go up that London then. Price of a round is sky high.

The Welsh Janet Street Porter Brian Blessed Darren Day The Welsh