Bad Wolf

One is the highest? Great season for keepers.

We finally turned on (not in that way) the manager?! After 5 league games? Quite the record for our patient and loyal fanbase.

Has Russell actually spoken since?

And if Sheff Wed was his debut, they might have a point but he's played many times before that and showed he isn't good enough. But because he's an academy boy he'll keep getting chance after chance after chance.

Disgraceful performance!! How does anyone think Smallbone is good?! Dreadful player who gets away with it because he's from the academy. No doubt when he'd 28, we'll sell him to Exeter and then every time he does anything in League One, it'll be "HE NEVER GOT A FAIR CHANCE!!!!". Holgate was the worst debut I've seen since Alan Bennett. Downes was the only player who looked like he gave a shit and he's not even our player!!! Mara is just appalling. Bazunu at fault for one goal but no doubt he'll be blamed for all 5 and for not curing cancer between goals.

Holgate = Worst debut since Alan Bennett?

Someone remind me what Smallbone is actually good at? Apart from being from the academy.

Smallbone running around like a headless chicken again.

I think this is a message from Martin. Alcaraz is obviously class. Mara is obviously crap but last week Charley had his worst game for Saints and Mara had his best so I think it could be Martin saying "No matter how good you are generally if you don't play well, you're being dropped"

Yes, I believe he can play both sides.

One would think that players wanting out would just make them want to play better and get noticed.

IMO, JWP is our only proper relegation loss. Tino, Lavia and probably ABK were always going regardless of what division we were in.

8.9 out of 10

KWP is still here!!!! Amazing!!! I honestly thought he'd be the first one out the door. Didn't think we'd stand a cat in Hell's chance of keeping him! Buzzing

Breaking news: According to my sources Che Adams has a Costco card.

Nope. Still here. Failed his medical during the pre-match warm up tonight.

That's the first time I've ever heard Adam Blackmore say "we" and "us" about Saints. As far as I know, he's a Villa fan.

Probably failed this latest one due to exhaustion

Hope Dom smashes it for Ruben!

Thing is, it could have been right at the time.

Those who aren't working today; Please band together and each pick a twitter journo or news source to stalk for the day and update the forum within seconds of them posting.

Here we go lads. This is going to be a mental 15 or so hours.

That's pretty much it. The amount of "we need proven PL players" I've seen this summer is baffling.

Doubt it. Knowing about it in advance would make it harder to be excited with the new signings. Plus, if it came out of the blue, they could just say "Well, it was too good to turn down" and make out like it was a panic buy from the other club.

If Bednerak goes, could the Wood move be back on?