All the more reason to punch them!!! Punching a happy parrot? GREAT!! ........Hey, man, I was just squawking with delight, happy to see everyone, chatting with them, maybe pick up a fit bird......Then WHAM!!! A punch in the face!!? What was that for man!!???
You really do need to abuse more birds. (The avionic variety)
Avionic.
Why did my spellchecker not pee on me for that!? I gotta look up that word!!!.....Ah, OK. I see now. Maybe I could get a job in avionics!?