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Alanis: We bought 5,000 condoms, but we are already f#cked.

This. With bells on.

It's just like sex with the missus. You get all excited about it, that's what makes it enjoyable. Sure, you know it will soon be over and you will soon be getting your ears bent over nothing again.....You just have to enjoy it while it lasts. If not, then you are doomed to be a misery for ever. Lighten up.

I think you need a second opinion.

Osvaldo is Cantona. I just hope we are not Leeds.

Talksport is annoying me no end whenever they talk about a big four club needing a defender. They need a defender? All they have to do is go to Southampton and take Shaw. Really? Do they still think it would be that simple for them still? Just take him?

I sat on a testicle a while back. The only way to distract from the pain was to catch my willy in the zipper.

Mashed potato?

This thread should have been closed and stickied after the video was posted. It has now become yet another pathetic song for (insert name here) thread.

Doesn't take a lot to make you come, does it!!!

Now, I generally abhor these threads and tend to think of them as pathetic at the very least. This song works really well though! It's short enough for you lot to remember, catchy, original and topical. Get it done.

I showed my missus pics of Osvaldo side by side with Depp. She didn't seem impressed at all! Until today, I thought that my bathroom mirror was the only proof I had that she had no taste in men.

You picked the right thread to come out in then!

Until girls can play in the Premier league, that's not much of a positive.

It rang a bell with me too just after the commentators told me all about it.

Nervy stuff to go so long without the deserved goal. For Saints though, a win on the first game of the season is absolutely terrific. I are happier than a pig in chit.

Get in!!!!!!

Everyone in the Saints Web Fantasy football league just got some Rickie points.

Bloody hell, that needed to be really near to the post! Great penalty!!

Pen!!

82 minutes into the season and it is officially happy clappers versus bedwetters.

I can see us losing this. Prove me wrong Saints!!!!!!!!!!!

Taters still don't think Poch can speak English.

Greatr Lovren tackle.