Ohio Saint

That was funny. Could have been a lot funnier if it been written by someone who finished school though.

Still Alpine, TBF

Update: I'm somewhat less nervous than I was in any previous posts.

Well done to all of you that attended. A supreme job of support!! (Insert clapping smiley here)

Brighton remind me of the brother I never had. Unlike Pompey, who remind me of the brother I had over the kitchen table every Friday night when we both got home from the pub.

If favourtism regarding pens were an issue, WHam would have had one sooner.

I couldn't get my rocks off more if I had 3 willies and access to the famous bendy triplets of Fellatio City.

6.5 points clear of WHam, that'll do.

Thank F for that!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jebus this is agonising!!!!!!!!!!!

True, but a loss will be perfect. I want a perfect day!!

Hammers look good for another.

Brum will win this, they owe me one from the time one of their cretin fans threw a beer glass at me.

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Poo

I've never had a problem with that site. Hmmmmm

Ads are hard to close. Little x in the top left

http://www.hahasport.com/v-2/18/134/v-393562.html

60 mins, traditionally subs or goals time.

And we all know what happens when a team puts everything forward.

I tried to watch that once.

WHam unlucky not get a penalty? Well that's a change then!

Such a short sentence to contain so much texture, hope, dreams, and dare I say it, truth. Where the hell is Shakespeare when we need him?

Welcome!! I started it! It's MY thread! all MINE!!..............................It's the first one I ever started that didn't go tits up by the second post.

Whatever you do in life, the pleasure is always maximised in a "No trousers" situation. This is why we have "Those" dreams