Wife: Why are you getting some beers out?
Me: In case the game gets tight and I need them
Wife 5 mins before kick off: The match hasn't started yet, why did you start on the beer already?
Me: Shut up, the game is getting desperate already!
Lallana on the bench? I'm not one to panic normally over one player being out(ish), but the way things are at the moment I'm gonna panic anyway. COYRs!!!