deadpanmatt

Yeah!

Nice attack. Corner to us!

Yes, I clicked on all that but it doesn't want to know. Updated my flash player and now it works. Hooray!

I've just signed up to the player and it isn't working. It just says 'off air'.

By all accounts, it is a bit crap!

Might as well get Paterson and Lambert used to playing together if the other two want to leave. Where can I listen to this on the radio? Edit: Think it's supposed to be here- http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/playlive/bbc_radio_solent/ but it doesn't seem to be working.

My thoughts exactly except I never liked the Ordinary Boys.

Wow. Just out of interest, what are you reading at the moment 19C? If it isn't Don Quixote or Ulysses I'd be very surprised.

I can't help but wonder why Soccer AM had to stoop to inviting Bradley Wright-Phillips onto the show. Their guests were him, Justin Lee Collins and that Preston bloke from Celeb Big Bro/ The Ordinary Boys (remember them? No me neither). Not exactly a stellar line-up.

This one is mine! It looks like she is going to do another one for hypochondriac next, her price being £50 which I reckon is a steal when you consider how long she spends on them. They pictures are on A3 watercolour-style paper, drawn in pen and pencil crayon. If you would like one for yourself PM me; I can't say for definite how long they will take to produce or how many she will be willing to make (she works too!) but let me know if you're interested and I'll reply to let you know. I feel like an agent! Shame I won't be taking a cut. Edit: Also, she charges £50, which is a bargain when you consider the hours she puts into them.

Tut tut

Should I know what this means?

That's a rather generalized comment. I happen to be an English teacher!

I'll speak to her about it later; reckon she's just going to be chuffed footy fans like her work! Ha! I had to search google to find out what that means!

To the last couple of guys who posted- yeah she loads of them, just not usually football related pictures. If you give her an idea of what you want and make her an offer I can pass it on to her; she said she really enjoyed doing this pic because she loves the crest. Not sure what she'd usually charge but don't think it'd be too outrageous.

My housemate is a part-time artist from Sweden- I took her to her first football game (the Saints cup game vs. Northampton) and it inspired her to create this. What do you reckon? I really like it!

Are you even a Saints fan? What makes you think that it 'promies' to be such a 'lightweight tome?' I reckon you should read it before passing judgment.

So watching a low budget flick in a low budget form. Nice. Enjoy Inglourious Basterds though!

It isn't out yet is it?

Saw this film this morning, and this scene did get slightly tedious but it was not between a milk-maid and a German officer, it was with a farmer and a German officer, and it does a pretty good job of building tension at the start of the movie. I'll say no more about the plot, as I guess a few of will will go and see it before passing judgement. Personally, I really liked the film, and I am probably the most pessimistic Tarantino fan out there. I really disliked Kill Bill (far too self-knowing and reliant on 'homage' rather than actual plot and entertainment), but Inglourious Basterds is a suggestion at a possible future return to form. It is funny, has some superb performances and is generally a 'fun' film. It is, however, no more than that; beneath the surface lies precisely nothing in terms of social or historical commentary (apart from the film itself perhaps serving as a kind of Jewish propaganda film), and is ultimately dumb, infantile and soulless- but then what else do you expect from a Tarantino flick? Aside from a detail at the end of the film that I won't divulge, my main memory of the film is unfortunately the worst part. Mike Myers has a cameo scene and it is probably the worst and most mis-placed performance I have seen in a film ever. I'll let you see it for yourself. So yeah, it's no Reservoir Dogs or Pulp Fiction, but it certainly trumps Kill Bill and that garbage be produced in between.

http://www.champmanstore.com/shop/index?lang=en_gb Bargain!

I can't believe this is still going on! Makes me wonder what people like 19C have going on in their own lives if they can't drop something like this.

You are definitely blowing this out of all proportion. Just drop it already. On a side note, I think football forums are too small for you. Have you ever considered going into politics? You seem to have many of the qualities that make a politician. Arrogance, pig-headedness and being somewhat out of touch with the realities of life. Apologies if I am making overblown assumptions about you personally, I must have been influenced by the nature of your previous ramblings.

There is every chance of this being the case, although the article does seem to linger on the 'uncertainty surrounding the club since the takeover', which basically translates to me as "your guess is as good as ours'.

... reckons we will finish 19th and our key player will be... ...Paul Wotton.