Crouchie's Lawyer

Typed in 'Ponty' into google images... Any relation? Maybe this could be your new avatar?! Is ponty a nickname derived from your name (like Smithy/Smith)?

That made me lol! On a serious note though, why dont they rape his with an over sized dildo, then murder him in the same way he did to his victims. Do un to others.......

Why thank you. My Mrs doesnt moan.

Are you planning on changing your Ponts? I imagine you to look like your avatar

Boooo. I think Scotty's avatar is only truely appreciated at its original size. And MB is no longer allowed his? Surely if its within reason, it should be ok???

That made me lol :smt044

Wet willy!!!

Does your screen look like this? How / When have you paid as it still shows you as a 'registered user' rather than a 'full member'???

hmmm? Not crystal no, but I was spelling it out for the 'tards just in case!

Still would

You must be pretty short then fella?! Sorry, but if someone sets it up, ima smashin it down!

I didnt!

But what about the avatar? boom boom (sorry MB - had to!) Could that not be a priviledge for the £5 we pay though? Providing it doesnt take the wee wee?

Never been able to as in restricted from doing so, or just dont know how?

Ok options for Pompeylass's new avatar... 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 9) 10) Whatcha fink?

They are too sensible. Ill find her a better one...

Will do tonight. My boss/dad has been in all day so have been 'working'

K - Let the boxers do the work for me. Im the same as Scotty. A lot of my mates take the **** as apparently this is 'not the way to wipe your ass'. I find you get more purchase going from back to front and therefore leave your crack cleaner. In answer to your question CF, no you dont get chocolate balls, you stop wiping before you get to your balls. There is the 'gooch' or 'no mans land' which is inbetween your balls and crack anyhow. You stop before reaching this. Otherwise the same could be asked for wiping from front to back... would you not get she-hite on your back? No because you stop wiping before you get that far. Dr Crapper HTH

Why?????

Love it! Avatar????? MB's that is? I liked the old one... SNSUN new avatar is gooooooooooood

Pictures of maggots get infractions in The Muppet Show? Pretty sure worse has been posted???

MB why have you changed your avatar?

My friend is a teacher and he says he loves his job. He really reaches out and touches the kids...

Why thank you. I have two for the future as well. A gif of Super Mario giving a 1up to Princess Toadstool (If thats her name??) And A rabbit frucking a balloon until it pops gif

A lot of people no longer have Avatars??? Aids Victim no longer has his, Tiggs or Wilts dont have one either (is this a priviledge you get when you pay up?) I think a lot of the new avatars are better than the old ones, Scotty and MB have better ones. Cabbage's is funny too and IOW Saint has a good one. Buzzin has changed his as well. My one was relatively new before the sign up anyway so I have stuck with it. Pompeylass you need a new one!