The Kraken

No, you haven't. Hats off for that. Your sign of low intellect (apart from your spelling) manifests itself in many other more obvious ways, to be fair. Nonetheless, nearly 9 years is admirable dedication to the sheer effort it must take to portray yourself as someone who, by your own admission, you actually aren't. I'm inclined to ask why you bother, but you're clearly very proud of your online persona. So I'll just congratulate you on your achievement and carry on bemused.

Yes, the only reason I don't like dressage is because it's too technical for my limited understanding. Nothing at all to do with it being absolutely mind numbingly boring.

How sad that you've felt you have to act the c*nt for the past 8 years. Weirdo. If you're going to be a character at least be funny or interesting.

Thanks. I didn't think it was funny myself, but cheers anyway.

It seems to me that people are never satisfied with people being never satisfied on here. Even if we won the champions league, there would be those who would find bad areas to say about people who found bad areas. The PA system, tickets office prices, beer queues etc. For me, going to football is for the football and it seems almost surreal that we have gone up two divisions in two years. I'm completely up for this season more than any other due to the size of the PL nowadays and the way we play at the moment. I can't be the only one on here who wonders why the posters who complain about the pessimistic posters always seem to have louder voices. Ironically, I'm moaning about the moaners now but there we go.

We'd just as well conserve effort and let our athletes have a proper effort at 2016 instead, this year is gone.

Jess Ennis - fast!!!

Nope, deinitely still banned, been a few days now.

Frank, if you're going to go down the nationality route for Team GB you'll find a lot of such examples. Including double gold medal hope, Somalian-born Mo Farah.

Oh dear, just seen Team GB women are 0-2 to Canada in the footy, less than 30 minutes to go.

Just Murray thanks Letsbe. Hit Scotchness has little to do with the reason I dislike him. He's on a par in my dislike stakes with Tiger Tim Henman, if that eases the pain for you?

Whoosh, btf. I have enough Scotch friends to know the difference.

Good luck to him. Hope he loses

I'd be happy to see him lose every game.

I think I've not just been banned but IP banned, I can't even get back in on the mayhem.

Didn't know that. I'm a Fed fan for sure now. He's impossibly suave, I think I have a bit of man love for him.

Hope so. Much rather Fed-dog got it than the dour Scotch pr*ck.

Pray for rain and the roof gets closed then.

Ulrich van Gobbel.

This is brilliant, I think they might actually survive. They'll then have Chinny plundering the PPs for a couple of years and two further years of paying back the players' wage deferrals. So even if they do survive they're aboslutely f*cked for money for at least 4 years, if they last that long (sweepstake for the next administration?)

Predictably yes. Unfortunately we still had to ensure the non-stop bickering and jostling for position from the usual idiots to be the chosen one. I can't wait to see if the Skates can get their fan on the board, after the initial euphoria dies down it'll be utterly hilarious to watch them implode.

Never seen again after his infamous statue commentary, what a classic that was.

Remember the launch of TSA? Steve Grant and a few others promoted it I think, with teasers such as "its coming.....", "not long now...." etc etc, and then it fell flat on its face amongst a barrage of fan outrage and ambivalence upon its launch.

That's what I thought, which is a massive kick in the teeth for the (thriving) amateur game. Golf doesn't need to be an olympic sport, like Tennis it will never, ever challenge to be one of the major tournaments.