Sheaf Saint

Swap his shirt for a yellow one.

He's never going to score is he 😔

Yep. So rather than playing just one square peg in a round hole at RB, we did it all over the pitch instead.

I'm in Greece getting it on iPlayer via a VPN.

Jeez. How far behind is my stream!?

He should have this printed on the back of his shirt.

Took an extra touch and lost his balance. Should have scored though.

That's not a foul. Ref caved to the howls of the arsenal fans.

Just please fucking stop doing that Leo.

BBC maintaining their usual high standards I see 🙄

Pretty sure that would be classed as force majeure.

Totally agree. For as long as I can remember, we've always been shite in the first game after an international break. So in a way it's good that the fixtures were re-arranged for this. It gives us a chance to get our customary crap post-international performance and result out of our system in a game that doesn't really matter*, rather than using up one of our few remaining league games for it. And if by some miracle we do manage to win it then that's just an unexpected bonus. * Yes I'm aware it does really matter to some. What I mean is it's a free hit that won't hurt our playoff chances if we lose.

Relative to what, Einstein?

It really doesn't. The road I live on was changed to 20 a couple of years ago, after a bad accident when someone drove into a neighbor's garden wall, and after a very short period of adjustment it just feels totally normal now.

Staying in Athens and ticking off a bucket list item - visiting the Acropolis / Parthenon and standing in awe of these incredible structures that have stood for thousands of years.