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  1. Has anyone ever done one, and what was there experience? I am doing a 600' foot one in march off the top of a crane over a reservoir and I am not looking forward to it. Especially after watching this: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=931_1262944814
  2. I went out on a date with a dolphin one night....... We just clicked.
  3. http://www.video2mp3.net/load/YouTube/US4p2vq_dn0/
  4. Have you just finished having sex with a Golden Retriever?
  5. The Pope M'hamed Ali Gazza Bumlips from Israel
  6. Are you having erection problems Dippo ?
  7. Can you bark?
  8. VVanking
  9. My NYR lasted 4 mins
  10. Here you go............
  11. You are barking up the wrong tree WSM, I personally do not have a problem with canine faeces. In fact I will go outside and pick some up off my neighbours front garden. 5 mins..................
  12. Bl00dy dog poo!!
  13. Shut up you cretin, I'm trying to work.
  14. Here is my snow penis complete with veins and rimmed helmet, built yesterday at work.
  15. No, it's Jill after her sunbed accident.
  16. Dog

    Mush

    Romano Language The following is a list of actual Gypsy(Romani) words and their meanings with a guide to pronunciation. They might come in handy to throw into conversation and if you wish to speak in this language in play you must know it out of play. Mush = man
  17. Dog

    Mush

    It originates from old gypsy language meaning 'mate', mush.
  18. http://jonbulette.com/ringtones/Cat%20Claw.mp3
  19. Jillyanne you are sick ! Taking pictures of deformed kids, posting them on the internet, and having the nerve to post a photo of you smirking at their injuries whilst wearing a reverse burkha. Enjoy your time in TSW gaol.
  20. 10 out of 10 !! That is the best snowman I have ever seen.
  21. Take the key off him ?
  22. Where I walk my dogs, I don't need to pick up their turds. If on the odd occasion one dog releases a beefy mr whippy on the grass verge, I squat down as if to pick it up and then flick it with the outside of my stan smiths across the hedge and into unknown terriory. I cannot bring myself to pick up a steaming pate log that has just vacated my dogs rectum and is laying there smelling like a cheap cornish pasty bought from a garage.
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