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Idiot

Mark Lawrenson is a first class nobber.

Get on that fat russian bird and play bucking bronco.

He has no choice, he can't undo the bloody knot.

I heard on Talksport on the way home that a Premiership Club IS going to go bust very shortly, as all their income (TV money & gate receipts) go on wages alone.

I would like to see a portrait of Markus Liebherr above my fireplace, a bit like a stuffed moose. Can Ron do paper mache? If so get me a price on 6. Over!

Wolfenstein .

Predictions please. 1-3 Rooney double.

I think it's High Thai

Twice in the hot seat & once in the toilets.

The ba5tards broke it in 3 places, 50 mins later tooth removed, £45 result!! Happy days.

Up the steps.

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Today at 2.30pm Polish backstreet dentist Cash in hand Put it off now for 3 months but the pain is awesome Wish me luck.

We will win 3-0 MK Dons are SH!T

I have just put the phone down to MK dons ticket office. There are plenty of tickets available on the night in the Southampton end, but she advised me to bring cash. The prices are £18.00 and there is no problem of getting a ticket.

I have just put the phone down to MK dons ticket office. There are plenty of tickets available on the night in the Southampton end, but she advised me to bring cash. The prices are £18.00 and there is no problem of getting a ticket.

Well stop fannying around on here and look for it. Check your inside coat pocket.

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Nah, if we take that option, we wont see the tickets until 6.30pm, get there early, go to their ticket office, ask for Saints end, if not we'll get in with the plastics. Does anyone know if they have wheelchair access?

1 Bletchley & Fenny WMC 16-18 Chandos Place, Milton Keynes MK2 2SQ - 0 miles away Tel: 01908 372037 2 Park Hotel 4 Chandos Place, Milton Keynes MK2 2SN - 0 miles away Tel: 01908 648419 3 Milton Keynes Po Sports & Social Club 140 Queensway, Milton Keynes MK2 2AA - 0.2 miles away Tel: 01908 374224 4 Milton Keynes Postal Club Queensway, Milton Keynes MK2 2RS - 0.2 miles away Tel: 01908 374224 5 Enigma Tavern Princes Way, Milton Keynes MK2 2EN - 0.3 miles away Tel: 01908 645523 6 Wilton Hall Wilton Avenue, Milton Keynes MK3 6BN - 0.3 miles away Tel: 01908 282877 7 Bletchley Arms 183-185 Queensway, Milton Keynes MK2 2ED - 0.4 miles away Tel: 01908 643923 8 Eight Belles 28 Buckingham Road, Milton Keynes MK3 5HL - 0.5 miles away Tel: 01908 379906 9 Spice Merchants 16 Buckingham Road, Milton Keynes MK3 5HL - 0.5 miles away Tel: 01908 647334 10 Plough Manor Road, Milton Keynes MK2 2GT - 0.6 miles away Tel: 01908 373118 http://www.samsungfootball.co.uk/

Does Worzel still get about?

Cannot get to the Southampton ticket office, but will be in MK around 4pm on wednesday, does anyone know if I can tickets on the gate?

That was uncalled for.

What about the sweaties?